Cherry Mistmas, Everyone!

[Pace]

It's a little early, and I hope I don't get canned for this; but I had to share.  Enjoy!

Christmas Tequila Cookies-May also use Rum or Bourbon!

1 cup dark brown sugar
1 cup (two sticks) butter
1 cup granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

First, sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl.

Check the Cuervo to be sure it is of the highest quality.

Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try
another 4 ounces, just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging fruit off the
floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just
pry it loose with a screwdriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas

[JAFO78]

Merry Christmas to everyone at CAPTalk and the CAP Family

[W3ZR]

Yes, Merry Christmas to all !

[SDF_Specialist]

Just wanted to give my holiday greetings to everyone here at CAPTalk!! Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good flight!!

[stillamarine]

Just wanted to give my holiday greetings to everyone here at CAPTalk!! Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good flight!!

And the best part is I will be flying on Christmas! Does CAP have holiday pay?!? 

[MIKE]

It's a little early, and I hope I don't get canned for this; but I had to share.  Enjoy!

It's Christmas... Cadets and under 21 seniors, do not attempt.

[Tubacap]

^^REDCAP?

Merry Christmas everybody!!!

[addo1]

  Marry Christmas everyone!!  I hope everybody has a Christmas filled with blessings and joy.   

[Walkman]

May your stockings be full of lensatic compasses and 550 cord!

Merry Christmas!

[stillamarine]

^^REDCAP?

Merry Christmas everybody!!!

Nope, Fire Patrol. We fly 365 weather permitting.

[ColonelJack]

All the best of the holiday season to all of my friends here at CAPTalk!

And for those of us who are Nebraska Admirals, as your CINC, I say ... "Full speed ahead!!!"  (Well, I had to say something, didn't I?)

Merry Christmas all!

Jack

[Eclipse]

Have a great one everybody!  Thanks for providing lively discourse and new ideas!

Just be careful tonight, apparently Santa is done messing around!   





Lackland, Texas join forces with Santa for safety
http://www.af.mil/news/story.asp?storyID=123078371


Christmas in Iraq - Santa's Unmanned Aerial Vehicle
http://www.blackfive.net/main/2006/12/santas_unmanned.html

[SarDragon]

Happy Holidays to all from Sunny Sandy Eggo!

[JCJ]

^^REDCAP?

Merry Christmas everybody!!!

We had a non-distress ELT at the local airport today.  I hope that's all the holiday business we have.

May all have a happy, blessed and safe holiday!

JCJ

[drcomm]

Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and a safe and Happy New Year!!

[rross8085]

Merry Chrsitmas from WAWG

[lordmonar]

Merry Christmas...from the land of Sin!

[CadetProgramGuy]

To All My Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a
fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but
not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that
America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America
in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the
race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
preference of the wishes.

To My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


James....

[Horn229]

Merry Christmas!

[dhon27]

Merry Christmas to all!!!