How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???

[SDF_Specialist]

If no one else wants the FLWG/CC spot, then I'll take it. How much more damage could I do?

[Cecil DP]

H*** of a bus ride from Ohio!

[SDF_Specialist]

H*** of a bus ride from Ohio!

Hmm. True. Maybe I could convince the black van to make a stop in Cleveland once in a while. 

[Skyray]

Hey, Ryan, go for it.  While Tony was chasing me, Dwight Wheless gave me a place to hang my hat in North Carolina.  Eight hundred miles to staff meetings.  Fortunately, I was on wing staff and it only met once a month.  But I lasted for eight months making that drive every staff meeting and handling my functions by internet.

[SDF_Specialist]

handling my functions by internet.

Doug, that's how I handle most of my Wing duties now. Would it be so bad if the Wing King was at very few meetings? I don't think so. It's a smaller chance of turning the Florida Wing upside down anymore than it already is.

All in favor of me being the new FLWG/CC: Press 1

All in favor of Kach: Press 2

For all other inquiries, stay on the line, and the first available representative will answer your call shortly. As long as they aren't 2b'ed while you wait.

[Grumpy]

"You Reap what you sew. 

Is that by hand or machine? Which brand - Singer, Brother, Viking, Pfaff, or White?

Oh, you meant "sow".   Oops.  

Do you know why they don't send Donkies to school?  Because nobody likes a smart ass.   

[SDF_Specialist]

Do you know why they don't send Donkies to school?  Because nobody likes a smart ass.   

[Grumpy]

  

Love it!

[SarDragon]

I thought you were my friend. 

[Grumpy]

I am, but I can make smart ass answers, why can't you?

[SarDragon]

I am, but I can make smart ass answers, why can't you?

Because I kinda suck at smart ass answers.

[Grumpy]

It takes a pro and I'm still practicing. 

[docspur]

He lifts up his skirts, grabs his quarter staff and joins the fray.

AAAAAAH!  I'VE JUST GONE BLIND!