Corporate Letter Writing Assistant

[Cliff_Chambliss]

http://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html

[JeffDG]

Wow!  My next report just got a lot easier to write.

Now I can "continually brand seamless total linkage" and "dynamically engage installed base infrastructures"

[Panache]

Wow!  My next report just got a lot easier to write.

Now I can "continually brand seamless total linkage" and "dynamically engage installed base infrastructures"

Amateur.  Get back to me when you can synergistically utilize high-payoff resources and conveniently e-enable bleeding-edge products.

[JeffDG]

[Private Investigator]

^ now that is funny anywhere!   :clap:

[NIN]

"The actualization of the matrix paradigm fits into the internalized management schema"

Whew. I'm done for the day with that.

[a2capt]

I don't know what's more funny. This, or holding units in competition with each other for who has a higher percentage of "Safety Compliance".

Note: There's nothing funny about being safe, but our system of currency is a friggen numbers game.

[Panache]

You wouldn't be saying that if you knew how to assertively deploy innovative human capital.

[JeffDG]

You wouldn't be saying that if you knew how to assertively deploy innovative human capital.

What, are you stuck in the last decade with that stuff.  We need to collaboratively restore resource-leveling leadership!

[Panache]

What, are you stuck in the last decade with that stuff.  We need to collaboratively restore resource-leveling leadership!

Two decades, to be exact.  If Futurama has taught me anything, the 80's was the decade for Corporate-speak.

Edit: I'll handle this, Fry. You get back to the farm, shift some paradigms, revolutionize outside the box.

[Walkman]

Someday, I'll be teh CC and I will dynamically unleash process-centric human capital.

[Papabird]

Edit: I'll handle this, Fry. You get back to the farm, shift some paradigms, revolutionize outside the box.

Just don't forget to take care of your Boneitis!

"Don't worry about blank, let me worry about blank", - Phillip J Fry

[Private Investigator]

The span of control on this topic has been exceeded 

[Panache]

"Don't worry about blank, let me worry about blank", - Phillip J Fry

I also would have accepted: "Blank? BLANK?! You're not looking at the big picture."

[Brit_in_CAP]

Sadly, my colleague and I got caught playing 'Paradigm Bingo'...

Counting how many time my previous boss said or used 'paradigm' in a conversation or email...

Record was double digits, as I recall now...