An elderly American man has just gotten off a plane and in France and is getting his passport checked at customs. The customs official says, "Sir, have you ever been to France?"The man replies, "Yes. I have."The customs official looks through his passport and says "No, you haven't." The old gent says again, "Yes, i have."The customs official is getting flustered. "No, you have not! There is no French stamp on your passport, and we are very strict! If you had been here before you would have a stamp!"The American looks him in the eye and says, "When i came ashore at Omaha beach 67 years ago there wasn't a Frenchman in sight to offer me a stamp."
I've liked the Army-Navy game washroom one:A midshipman and a cadet are using the urinals at the Army-Navy game. After finishing, the midshipman goes to the sink to wash his hands while the cadet heads for the door.The midshipman states, loudly, "In the Navy, a gentleman washes his hands after using the restroom."The cadet pauses and replies, "In the Army, we do not piss on our fingers."
WAIT WAIT WAIT!TOP GUN THEME!
Ol'Fido-Are you sure about the Ride of the Valkyries? Wagner???I love it, but programs made by Discover, Military History, and other channels still associate Wagner with the Nazi regime. And what is the one they choose when the Luftwaffe is shown bombing Poland and their initial success? And the Panzers rolling?Ride of the Valkyries!I can imagine it now, a video of our airplanes taking off, to the tune of Ride! Maybe start with a CAP Flightline Marshaler pointing or issuing other directions with the beginning airs... Then cut to a Cessna taking off... For the second stanza or verse cut to a CAP van with a Ground Team...I have to stop as I am at work and my imagination runs wild fast... I may get one of those movie programs and create one...Flyer