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Started by JC004, September 17, 2008, 12:06:36 PM

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Johnny Yuma

#20
September 18, 2008, 04:22:56 AM
In all seriousness:

Go to heritage.org, order up a boatload of pocket constitutions and dole them out to every CAP member in your unit so they get some idea how their government's supposed to run.

I did exercised my 2nd amendment right today and picked up a second Ruger GP100 .357 Magnum in 4" stainless steel.

I also exercised my 1st amendment right by expressing my true feelings to a coworker, but that's a different thread...
"And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with it smash our enemies to tiny bits. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and stoats, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and lima bean-"

" Skip a bit, brother."

"And then the Lord spake, saying: "First, shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. "Three" shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. "Four" shalt thou not count, and neither count thou two, execpting that thou then goest on to three. Five is RIGHT OUT. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade to-wards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuffit. Amen."

Armaments Chapter One, verses nine through twenty-seven:

flyerthom

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September 20, 2008, 04:06:11 AM
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