it may be funny to you, but its not really funny to the poor guy who has to wipe......for the third time this week
Early morning of a SAREX before any aircraft were launched we were monitoring the local unicom in the comm room. We overhear, "Cherokee XXXX climbing to flight level two thousand five hundred."I pick up the microphone and to the other radio operator's alarm reply, "Cherokee XXXX contact Houston Space Center on eight three five point two g'day".But alas, I did not press the PTT switch.
Been listening to Air Force One, and its escourts all day out of Cleveland Hopkins. Not too much traffic, but still a blast to hear on the radio.
As published in AvWeb today.SHORT FINALRomance in the air is alive and well. While on a CAP flight I heard the following over departure control:Control:Bonanza 123, squawk 4567.A short while later ...Control:Bonanza 123, do you have a passenger named [woman's first name] aboard?Bonanza 123:Affirmative.Control:Can you put her on? We are holding an important message for her.Bonanza 123:Stand by.[pause]Bonanza 123 (woman's voice):This is [woman's name].Control:We have been asked to relay a message to you from [man's name] in [aircraft number]. Are you ready to copy?[pause]Bonanza 123 (woman's voice):Yes.Control:[Man's name] sends the following message: "Will you marry me?"Bonanza 123:[garbled transmission]Control:We didn't get that. What is your answer?Bonanza 123 (woman's voice):I would be honored.Control:Bonanza 123, we copy and will relay.[pause]Cap Flight 2237:Cap Flight 2237 offers best wishes to the bride.Delta 0000:Delta 0000 offers best wishes to the bride.Control:Bonanza 123, Cap Flight 2237 and Delta 0000 send best wishes to the bride.Bonanza 123 (woman's voice again):Thank you.CAP Flight 2237:Nice to know romance on the airways is alive and well. Over 3,000 hours up here, and I never heard anything like that.Control:Me either. We have never played cupid before.Tom Simmons
Quote from: ♠Recruiter♠ on July 29, 2008, 10:56:16 PMBeen listening to Air Force One, and its escourts all day out of Cleveland Hopkins. Not too much traffic, but still a blast to hear on the radio. Neato. Find out what the president is having for dinner?
This was on the radio at work:Dispatch:XXX Ambulance respond code three to XXX Main for a twenty year old female bleeding heavily.A: 10-4, show us enrouteD: Ambulance XXX enroute 1908, caller states she has been stabbed in her crotch, she claims she cannot get the object out.... she is bleeding heavily.A: Uh... 10-4...uh... dispatch, has PD been notified?D: Negative, caller states the object is a sex toy.A: Uh... 10-4 dispatch, thank you---The soda I was drinking suddenly sprayed against the windshield, which is pretty far when it comes out your nose. My partner was in a similar state.
Quote from: SAR-EMT1 on August 02, 2008, 07:23:56 AMThis was on the radio at work:Dispatch:XXX Ambulance respond code three to XXX Main for a twenty year old female bleeding heavily.A: 10-4, show us enrouteD: Ambulance XXX enroute 1908, caller states she has been stabbed in her crotch, she claims she cannot get the object out.... she is bleeding heavily.A: Uh... 10-4...uh... dispatch, has PD been notified?D: Negative, caller states the object is a sex toy.A: Uh... 10-4 dispatch, thank you---The soda I was drinking suddenly sprayed against the windshield, which is pretty far when it comes out your nose. My partner was in a similar state.Hm..penetrating trauma w/ heavy bleeding. That almost, by protocol, sounds like a helicopter shoulda been sent for transport to a tertiary care facility.
Quote from: SJFedor on September 09, 2008, 08:25:03 AMQuote from: SAR-EMT1 on August 02, 2008, 07:23:56 AMThis was on the radio at work:Dispatch:XXX Ambulance respond code three to XXX Main for a twenty year old female bleeding heavily.A: 10-4, show us enrouteD: Ambulance XXX enroute 1908, caller states she has been stabbed in her crotch, she claims she cannot get the object out.... she is bleeding heavily.A: Uh... 10-4...uh... dispatch, has PD been notified?D: Negative, caller states the object is a sex toy.A: Uh... 10-4 dispatch, thank you---The soda I was drinking suddenly sprayed against the windshield, which is pretty far when it comes out your nose. My partner was in a similar state.Hm..penetrating trauma w/ heavy bleeding. That almost, by protocol, sounds like a helicopter shoulda been sent for transport to a tertiary care facility. LOL Steve and let me guess it needs to be Wings and sent to Vandy right?