Mission Coffee Officer

[JC004]

I just wanted to wish everyone a happy National Coffee Day before it's over.

[Spam]

CUP IN HAND RIGHT NOW. STUDYING FOR SQTR TEST!

THANKS. (eyes WIDE awake from caffeine)

V/R
SPAM

[SarDragon]

"Clean coffee maker"

YGBSM! 

Heresy! 

[JC004]

Later, we can have an advanced level that requires the ability to use a French Press (and Chemex, for that matter). 

[JeffDG]

The one position on Mission Staff to whom the IC is utterly subordinate.

[Luis R. Ramos]

And what are the two missions? Do two successful donut runs? Or are these the advanced tasks?

[Holding Pattern]

And what are the two missions? Do two successful donut runs? Or are these the advanced tasks?

Successfully cold brew a pot of coffee.
Stock the break room with at least five (5) different flavored creamers.

[MSG Mac]

And what are the two missions? Do two successful donut runs? Or are these the advanced tasks?

Successfully cold brew a pot of coffee.
Stock the break room with at least five (5) different flavored creamers.

forgot to include the task of having a selection of donuts and a frequent buyer card from both Dunkin Donuts and Krispy Kreme. Graduation from Dunkin Donut's University in Braintree, MA gets you a Master rating.

[Luis R. Ramos]

You jumped to Master but left out three of the requirements for the Senior rating.

You have to recite all the donut varieties of Dunkin Donuts, Starbucks, and Krispy.

[THRAWN]

You jumped to Master but left out three of the requirements for the Senior rating.

You have to recite all the donut varieties of Dunkin Donuts, Starbucks, and Krispy.

Donuts have nothing to do with the MCO specialty.

[MSG Mac]

You jumped to Master but left out three of the requirements for the Senior rating.

You have to recite all the donut varieties of Dunkin Donuts, Starbucks, and Krispy.

Real men don't go to Starbucks _Too effete


Donuts have nothing to do with the MCO specialty.

Not at the Technician Level!

[JC004]

I've considered adding Advanced tasks so it can be printed and distributed. 

[Гугл переводчик]

Us Flight Officers would be experts on this 

[Luis R. Ramos]

Thrawn, you are right. There is a separate SQTR just for Mission Donut Officer but there are some tasks shared with Mission Coffee Officer, Senior Level.

Both require the FEMA class IS 26.

[Jaison009]

 :clap: :clap: :clap: although I did not see ICS requirements as a pre-req lol

I just wanted to wish everyone a happy National Coffee Day before it's over.

[dwb]

Finally, a CAP ES role I'm actually qualified for!

[Brit_in_CAP]

Finally, a CAP ES role I'm actually qualified for!

:clap: :clap:

Me too!

[TheSkyHornet]

I can't get anyone to sign off my OJT 

[Phil Hirons, Jr.]

I can't decide if this should be a prereq for MSA or MSA a prereq for this.

[JeffDG]

I can't decide if this should be a prereq for MSA or this MSA a prereq for this.

Definitely needs to be a prereq for Logistics Section Chief.   :clap:

[Luis R. Ramos]

Hey, this thread may have been started as a joke but it is not far from reality.

Read one of the requirements for a Finance Administration Section Chief, FASC SQTR:

Complete Task F-4102 - Demonstrate the ability to determine the need to setup
and operate an incident commissary

Here is part of the training for the FASC SQTR:

Training Outline
1. As a mission progresses, the need to make provision for creature comforts increases.
2. The finance/admin plan should include a list of items that are likely candidates such as coffee,
doughnuts, sandwiches, etc.
3. How much and how these items are provided is a function of the mission base location. The
availability of a nearby store may obviate the need for you to arrange for many of these items

The store could be a Dunkin Donuts or a Starbucks!

[JeffDG]

The store could be a Dunkin Donuts or a Starbucks!

Or, for those lucky enough to have one, Tim Horton's

[THRAWN]

The store could be a Dunkin Donuts or a Starbucks!

Or, for those lucky enough to have one, Tim Horton's

EEEWWWW...I'll take the crab juice...

[THRAWN]

Hey, this thread may have been started as a joke but it is not far from reality.

Read one of the requirements for a Finance Administration Section Chief, FASC SQTR:

Complete Task F-4102 - Demonstrate the ability to determine the need to setup
and operate an incident commissary

Here is part of the training for the FASC SQTR:

Training Outline
1. As a mission progresses, the need to make provision for creature comforts increases.
2. The finance/admin plan should include a list of items that are likely candidates such as coffee,
doughnuts, sandwiches, etc.
3. How much and how these items are provided is a function of the mission base location. The
availability of a nearby store may obviate the need for you to arrange for many of these items

The store could be a Dunkin Donuts or a Starbucks!

Why is this under finance and not logistics where it belongs?

[FW]

Finance figures out the need, budget constraints, and best place for acquisition.  Logistics actually procures the stuff, figures out where the table goes, where to plug in the coffee machine, and arranges the donuts according to type and taste.  The master of both skills becomes a Master Mission Coffee Officer...
A very prestigious rating to have. 

[CAPDCCMOM]

^^^ True a very honorable position to have. However, you might be put in harm's way if you switch people to decaf.

You would need serious Critical Incident Stress Management on stand by.

[Thonawit]

Actually you would need the "Coffee Incident Stress Management" Team. That being said, it would be the Team decision to switch a person to decaf.


Example of IC who needs the switch to decaf

[winterg]

I just got word that several Mission Coffee Officers had their qualifications suspended in eServices yesterday for failure to complete ICUT. 

[Luis R. Ramos]

ICUT is one of the primary requirements. If a Mission Coffee Officer does not have ICUT, how is he/she to pass the word that the coffee is ready?

[JeffDG]

ICUT is one of the primary requirements. If a Mission Coffee Officer does not have ICUT, how is he/she to pass the word that the coffee is ready?

That's what the status board is for!

[Luis R. Ramos]

I see.

One column for Regular, another column for Decaf, and as many other columns as varieties.

Lines for the different status: Cups acquired; Grinding; Brewing; Done; Ran Out; Buying More... The MSAs receive the report from the Mission Coffee Officer and update the board as needed?

If so, why would the Mission Coffee Officer need an ICUT? Not questioning but I wonder. Is it to contact anyone going out for a resupply run?

Did anyone remember what the FEMA NIMS IS class I stated as a requirement earlier was for? IS-26, Points of Distribution!

[TheSkyHornet]

why would the Mission Coffee Officer need an ICUT? Not questioning but I wonder. Is it to contact anyone going out for a resupply run?

If you have to ask, you'll never know 

[MSG Mac]

^^^ True a very honorable position to have. However, you might be put in harm's way if you switch people to decaf.

You would need serious Critical Incident Stress Management on stand by.

The use of Decaf must be approved by a Health Services Officer accompanied by a Rx.

[CAPDCCMOM]

^^ You would also need appropriate PPE. And an extensive ORM. Burning coffee is cause for 2b proceedings to begin. The Decaf authorization must be approved by the IC, at his own peril.

[JeffDG]

^^ You would also need appropriate PPE. And an extensive ORM. Burning coffee is cause for 2b proceedings to begin. The Decaf authorization must be approved by the IC, at his own peril.

I was thinking that you will likely need a ground team to clear the cobwebs off the decaf pot from time to time to prevent severe overgrowth.

[CAPDCCMOM]

^^ If anyone switches our Flight Line Supervisor to Decaf, we will need a Ground Team to find the Mission Coffee Officer.

[JeffDG]

^^ If anyone switches our Flight Line Supervisor to Decaf, we will need a Ground Team to find the Mission Coffee Officer.

There's always the GTM1 SQTR task to work with Dog Teams, great training opportunity to work with cadaver dogs!

[CAPDCCMOM]

Would that qualify you for the "Find Ribbon", or Meritorious Service for removing a Mission Coffee Officer that would dare to switch to Decaf?

[Spam]

Perhaps in lieu of a FIND ribbon, a (wait for it...)

... GRIND ribbon?

[CAPDCCMOM]

With a Silver Espresso Bean device for your second Award?

[THRAWN]

All JOE-king aside. It's amazing that a latte ratings don't brew discussions that grind on this long....

[winterg]

All JOE-king aside. It's amazing that a latte ratings don't brew discussions that grind on this long....

That's a 5 minute penalty for too many puns in one post, colonel. Watch it. [emoji12]

[Spam]

Well, the feedback here on CT can be pretty BREW-tal at times. To keep from being offended you have to filter out some of the comments, because if you don't, well, you may boil over.

If you didn't perk up at any of THRAWNs puns, why, Kenya get any of these? If not, whats Sumatra with you?

Just please don't mug me if you think his are better than mine; I promise, there will bean no more from me!

Love to all,
Spam

[THRAWN]

Well, the feedback here on CT can be pretty BREW-tal at times. To keep from being offended you have to filter out some of the comments, because if you don't, well, you may boil over.

If you didn't perk up at any of THRAWNs puns, why, Kenya get any of these? If not, whats Sumatra with you?

Just please don't mug me if you think his are better than mine; I promise, there will bean no more from me!

Love to all,
Spam

If I got 5 minutes, you deserve to get PCS'd to Maxwell (House)...

[Luis R. Ramos]

Spam and Thrawn, you BOTH get the Juan Valdez Award of the year. It comes with a brown and green ribbon.

If you keep it up, you will get a second award, designated by a miniature Bronze Burro on the ribbon.

JC, as the originator of this thread, you get the Juan Valdez Award with Golden Burros.

[Fubar]

You folks are my kind of crazy.

[winterg]

If you can't beat em...

http://www.drunktiki.com/2013/10/17/battle-mug-1/

[Chappie]

Arriving a bit lat(t)e, I am just trying to filter what has been brewing in this thread.  I just hope I don't creamed or roasted for my drippy remarks...but you can let them percolate before responding.

[THRAWN]

Arriving a bit lat(t)e, I am just trying to filter what has been brewing in this thread.  I just hope I don't creamed or roasted for my drippy remarks...but you can let them percolate before responding.

Youre killin me softly Chaplain....

[almostspaatz]

If you can't beat em...

http://www.drunktiki.com/2013/10/17/battle-mug-1/

^LIKE  :clap:

[C/Cool]

Coffee has be the grounds of many heated and strong discussions, so watch out and don't burn anybody with these horrible puns...

[Spam]

Cool, you are showing real promise there!  I love the way you expresso yourself - go ahead and have another shot or two!

Spam

[C/Cool]

Now I don't want to press my luck so I will let ya'll Venti all of the lame joekes left

[wingnut55]

During One mission as an MSA I was making the Coffee and The IC sent me to KMart to buy him a pack of Large Underwear.
Man I was Livid.

[Luis R. Ramos]

Think that in an emergency, a new set of cotton clothing can be used as a coffee filter...

[Nuke52]

Come on, unofficical thread police (you know who you are...):  you're slacking!  I was expecting your ever-so-helpful input at least 10-15 posts ago...

Tick tock, tick tock...     Right?

[PHall]

Come on, unofficical thread police (you know who you are...):  you're slacking!  I was expecting your ever-so-helpful input at least 10-15 posts ago...

Tick tock, tick tock...     Right?

They're on the Coffee Break!

[MSG Mac]

During One mission as an MSA I was making the Coffee and The IC sent me to KMart to buy him a pack of Large Underwear.
Man I was Livid.

Get the either maximum big or child size. he'll never ask again. Spiderman or My Little Pony, strange colors, also work well. Make sure he puts it on the Mission Expenses list.

[Spam]

"Dore the Explorer" would be SAR-appropriate. Or, "Scooby Doo" (searching aspect).

"Ruh ro, Raggy... Rih Cee Rasn't Rad his Coffee"!

[almostspaatz]

I think age eligibility should be under 18 so cadets can train...but maybe for MCO or MCO2 require state driver license so they can do coffee runs 

Maybe for MCO lvl 2 you need to be able to operate one of these:

[SarDragon]

Come on, unofficical thread police (you know who you are...):  you're slacking!  I was expecting your ever-so-helpful input at least 10-15 posts ago...

Tick tock, tick tock...     Right?

Well, as the quasi-official time keeper, and original purveyor of the clock, my assessment is:
A. It's in the right forum.
B. It has some relevance to CAP, however specious.
C. It meets most of the MCoC rules, albeit loosely in an instance or two.
D. It's fun.

Keep it clean, and chive on.

Mods, YMMV, as always. BTW, the OP came from a mod, FWIW.

[winterg]

It had to be done.

[Phil Hirons, Jr.]

And for the BDU / Flight Suit

[Nuke52]

Come on, unofficical thread police (you know who you are...):  you're slacking!  I was expecting your ever-so-helpful input at least 10-15 posts ago...

Tick tock, tick tock...     Right?

Well, as the quasi-official time keeper, and original purveyor of the clock, my assessment is:

Oh, okay, cool.  So how exactly does one receive an appointment as "quasi-official time keeper"?  Or is it more of a self-righteous, I mean, self-appointed thing?

[SarDragon]

Very carefully. 

[JC004]

He has our endorsement because he refuses to become a moderator. 

[JeffDG]

He has our endorsement because he refuses to become a moderator.

Good God, who in their right mind would want to become a moderator?

[almostspaatz]

He has our endorsement because he refuses to become a moderator.

Good God, who in their right mind would want to become a moderator?

:clap: its not a pretty job....but somebody's got to do it...

[MSG Mac]

It had to be done.

I believe the wreath on the Master Coffee Officer is a donut

[SarDragon]

He has our endorsement because he refuses to become a moderator.

<invokes East Clintwood> A man's got to know his limitations.

And I know mine. 

[Meridius]

Classic!

[James Shaw]

This is an old design i did several years ago. It is the Java Bean Enhancer Specialty Track.

[SARDOC]

Hey, this thread may have been started as a joke but it is not far from reality.

Read one of the requirements for a Finance Administration Section Chief, FASC SQTR:

Complete Task F-4102 - Demonstrate the ability to determine the need to setup
and operate an incident commissary

Here is part of the training for the FASC SQTR:

Training Outline
1. As a mission progresses, the need to make provision for creature comforts increases.
2. The finance/admin plan should include a list of items that are likely candidates such as coffee,
doughnuts, sandwiches, etc.
3. How much and how these items are provided is a function of the mission base location. The
availability of a nearby store may obviate the need for you to arrange for many of these items

The store could be a Dunkin Donuts or a Starbucks!

Why is this under finance and not logistics where it belongs?

My thoughts exactly.  The only thing the FASC should be concerned about there is how much does this stuff cost and how do we pay the vendor.

[SarDragon]

My thoughts exactly.  The only thing the FASC should be concerned about there is how much does this stuff cost and how do we pay the vendor.

Economy of effort? Reducing the number of "cooks stirring the stew"?

This seems to be one of those essentially small compromises needed to streamline the overall operation. How would you structure things to get the same job(s) done with the same number of bodies?

[RogueLeader]

JC004,

Have you came up with a finished design?

[JC004]

I haven't.  Some medical and other things at the moment.

[Luis R. Ramos]

In spite of Winterg badge design for this ES specialty, there was another design I want to propose. This is like the "dog and airplane" ES patches.

See the following
http://captalk.net/index.php?topic=21393.msg392853;topicseen#new on the second page first column, second from bottom...

[JC004]

I'm planning to finish this as soon as practical.  The screenshot I did is pretty much the limit of what I came up with.  I am recovering very, very, very slowly (medically) and there isn't really a way to get my body to work faster. 

People could post proposed tasks for the SQTR to make the process go faster....

[Phoenix114]

This was hilarious!  :clap: :clap: :clap:

Awaiting the complete SQTR. Excellent job. Had a great laugh.

[JC004]

I have a lot of high-priority projects that got bumped WAY back due to hospital and long-term home care, but since I already did most of the work, all I need is some suggested additional tasks from people.  I can copy-paste the best ones in, and BOOM, it's done. 

Even though this is a low-priority project, it would be very quick with suggested tasks to paste in.  Maybe just a few minutes.  The kind of thing I could do on the train, when you don't want to dive into an intense project because the ride is too short.