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Operations => Tall Tales => Topic started by: sparksnmagic on January 23, 2016, 01:31:07 AM

Title: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: sparksnmagic on January 23, 2016, 01:31:07 AM
"Black Diamond Ring Womens Fashion Band 10k White Gold (1.00 Carat)"  8)
--What I get when I scan the CAP ID's backside barcode with my iPhone.

Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: SarDragon on January 23, 2016, 05:58:16 AM
Actually, it's just your CAPID, same as the one on the front.
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: ALORD on January 23, 2016, 11:30:10 AM
I just ran my member number on Amazon and found I am: Palladium 7.5mm Grooved Flat Edge Comfort-fit Band Size 7.5

Clearly, Satanic forces are afoot with our I.D. numbers!
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: LSThiker on January 23, 2016, 11:55:25 AM
Samsung Galaxy Centura.
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: ALORD on January 23, 2016, 12:17:15 PM
Pleased to meet you Mr. Centura!

Palladium
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: Phil Hirons, Jr. on January 23, 2016, 12:20:32 PM
Tapered Roller Bearing ?!
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: ALORD on January 23, 2016, 03:24:27 PM
Heck, who need radio call signs anymore? We cav just convert our CAPID numbers  to products! Welcome, Tapered roller bearing!

Palladium
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: Luis R. Ramos on January 23, 2016, 04:02:50 PM
When will this thread turn to uniform topics?
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: Spam on January 23, 2016, 06:39:04 PM
Red And Black On White Color Sustainable Safety Sign, Legend "Danger" $3.42 - $25.15

http://www.amazon.com/Brady-115934-Height-Sustainable-Safety/dp/B008S5RS2C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1453588501&sr=8-1&keywords=115934 (http://www.amazon.com/Brady-115934-Height-Sustainable-Safety/dp/B008S5RS2C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1453588501&sr=8-1&keywords=115934)

Call me... "DANGER"!!!

Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: THRAWN on January 23, 2016, 07:12:06 PM
http://www.amazon.com/Forgiven-Jewelry-107238-Waits-Cursive/dp/B00TPWTE0Q (http://www.amazon.com/Forgiven-Jewelry-107238-Waits-Cursive/dp/B00TPWTE0Q)

I don't know how I feel about this...
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: Al Sayre on January 23, 2016, 08:18:43 PM
Interesting, apparently I am either Ansell Hyflex, Size 9 Black, pack of 12 or Hon 404111 Stacker Chairs, 19-1/8 in.x21-5/8 in.x30-5/8 in., 4/CT, Lava
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: C/Cool on January 23, 2016, 08:37:26 PM
I'm a Porche Cayenne Side View Mirror... I'm okay with that.
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: Гугл переводчик on January 24, 2016, 04:22:14 AM
-sigh

I got a Justin Beiber poster.
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: Garibaldi on January 24, 2016, 09:21:32 AM
-sigh

I got a Justin Beiber poster.

Post of the year.
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: ALORD on January 24, 2016, 01:19:18 PM
-sigh

I got a Justin Beiber poster.

Post of the year.

Are you having suicidal thoughts or thinking about hurting others? Would you like to talk to the Chaplain son? The Horror...the Horror...
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: Гугл переводчик on January 24, 2016, 02:45:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/11NwYaX.jpg)


I keep looking at it expecting it to change.

Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: Al Sayre on January 24, 2016, 06:01:10 PM
Now I need a bar code for eye bleach!
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: Holding Pattern on January 24, 2016, 11:06:01 PM
You might want to remove your CAPID from your picture there...
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: Spam on January 24, 2016, 11:36:16 PM
Also: Cadet Bieber, get a haircut. I don't care how your old unit did it...

Heh heh
Spam
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: Raikkonen on February 09, 2016, 05:13:52 PM
Sweet!  I'm a picture of Scarlett Johansson!  I'm good with that!


Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: Гугл переводчик on February 09, 2016, 05:16:51 PM
Sweet!  I'm a picture of Scarlett Johansson!  I'm good with that!

Let's trade  >:D
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: JeffDG on February 09, 2016, 06:12:32 PM
Just what I needed...official confirmation that I'm a tool. 
http://www.amazon.com/Jet-477407-6-Piece-Metric-Combination/dp/B00004T9LJ (http://www.amazon.com/Jet-477407-6-Piece-Metric-Combination/dp/B00004T9LJ)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41CRHH4G2TL._SX425_.jpg)
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: TheSkyHornet on February 10, 2016, 12:41:47 PM
*hangs head in shame*

(http://i67.tinypic.com/wi09jt.jpg)
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: Holding Pattern on February 10, 2016, 02:49:37 PM
Never before has harvesting IDs from people been so easy. Seriously guys. Basic INFOSEC. Stop posting your CAPIDs in links and pictures!
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: NIN on February 11, 2016, 11:04:22 PM
Oy. You can't do too much with my 6 digit number.  Unless you want to sign me into your safety briefings monthly.  :)

BTW, you'd be stunned at the number of people who have their CAP ID in their email sig. Seriously.
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: JeffDG on February 12, 2016, 12:05:09 AM
Oy. You can't do too much with my 6 digit number.  Unless you want to sign me into your safety briefings monthly.  :)

BTW, you'd be stunned at the number of people who have their CAP ID in their email sig. Seriously.

CAPID is not a "protected" piece of information.  It's my e-mail address, as a matter of fact.  At least one of them.
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: NC Wing Range Master on February 12, 2016, 01:18:37 AM
I just saw the Justin Beiber Photos on the other page...CRAP...Some things you just can not UN-SEE.  (Reaching for the Mental Clorox)
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: Гугл переводчик on February 12, 2016, 01:27:49 AM
I just saw the Justin Beiber Photos on the other page...CRAP...Some things you just can not UN-SEE.  (Reaching for the Mental Clorox)

Indeed, I have been cursed blessed with that CAPID.
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: Brit_in_CAP on February 12, 2016, 01:27:47 PM
Picture of some nice young lady on a beach, framed for my kitchen (Amazon)...or US Patent  for an electric light display system!
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: ranger0305 on February 12, 2016, 11:02:37 PM
Johnny Depp poster..... *face palm*

Why can i never get nice things, haha.
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: NC Wing Range Master on February 14, 2016, 12:02:08 AM
[u][i]THIS MY FRIENDS IS WHY WE CAN NOT HAVE NICE THINGS.[/i][/u]

I think I will just sit in the corner quietly and sharpen my Bayonet.

I would LOVE to see Justin Whats-his-bucket, on day one of Summer Encampment, with a 14 year old, highly motivated Cadet Chief of a Flight Sergeant, roll him on out of his fart-sack and take him out for PT.

"Yes, Mrs Beiber, I understand that Justin is not happy.  Yes, Ma'am, I am sure you did your best.  Well, we can't be successful in everything, better luck with your other children."
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: Airplane girl on February 14, 2016, 11:35:59 AM
Mine's kind of boring. I'm just a poster with a boat on it.

But as a 14 year old highly motivated Cadet Chief, who was a SET NCO at encampment, I can imagine how interesting that would be.

Me: I don't care how famous you are or how many teenage fangirls you have. I'm not one of them, so GET OFF OF MY DRILL PAD

Justin Beiber: What do you mean?

Me: That should be, what do you mean, CHIEF. And there are Officers over there, you have to salute them.

Justin Beiber: If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go.

Me: Are you kidding me? I know about encampment syndrome and whatever, but Airman Beiber, that is no way to talk to a C/SNCO. AND GET OFF OF MY DRILL PAD.

Justin Beiber: Baby, baby, baby oh

Me: I'm done with this. I'm going to go report this up the chain of command. If you keep this up, you're never going to pass encampment.

Justin Beiber: Never say never.

Me: That's it.

Justin Beiber: Is it too late now to say I'm sorry?

Me: Yes
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: NC Wing Range Master on February 14, 2016, 05:57:05 PM
Too Funny Airplane Girl.
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Post by: baronet68 on February 15, 2016, 01:03:33 AM
Looks like I'm an "All Balls Shaft Bearing and Seal Kit"

 :o
 :-X
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Post by: EMT-83 on February 15, 2016, 01:16:28 PM
Billiard Cue Dresser
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: NC Wing Range Master on February 16, 2016, 12:31:52 AM
Big Chicken Dinner
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: SarDragon on February 16, 2016, 01:31:03 AM
Obsolete chain saw parts.
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: avguy on February 16, 2016, 05:00:57 PM
Danner Tachyon 8" Duty Boots - Sage


A sure sign of the coming ABUocalypse?
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: CAP_truth on February 17, 2016, 05:20:18 PM
Name of persons on the grassy knoll, and the location of Jimmy Hoffa.
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Post by: AirAux on February 17, 2016, 05:31:31 PM
Oh Dear God, I had to copy it so I wouldn't get blamed for it, : "Chef cocking in kitchen, Gothenburg, Sweden 12x16 photo reprint"

Surely a misprint??
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: Spam on February 18, 2016, 08:40:44 PM
You gonna get banned, boy! Heh heh.

AirAux, now I have visions of you as the Swedish Chef, standing up at your unit meetings exclaiming, "BORK! BORK! BORK!"

V/R
Spam

Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: c172drv on February 19, 2016, 11:18:23 AM
I'll take this one, collection of old baseball cards  8)

http://www.amazon.com/Pettitte-Baseball-Topps-Moments-Milestones/dp/B00611RDWK/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1455895138&sr=8-6&keywords=112143 (http://www.amazon.com/Pettitte-Baseball-Topps-Moments-Milestones/dp/B00611RDWK/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1455895138&sr=8-6&keywords=112143)
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: NC Wing Range Master on February 22, 2016, 09:03:42 PM
What's your name?
   Major, Sir.
I asked your name not your rank.
   Yes Sir, I am a Captain and my name is Major
Do you know Major Deluth, the Squadron Commander?
   Yes Sir, he is a fine man.
He WAS a fine man, he was killed this morning on a bombing raid...That shows him, going on a mission when he should have been in the office.....Well, we need a new Squadron Commander, and since you are the only Major on our HQ Staff...
   NO SIR! I am a CAPTAIN, My name is MAJOR...
Well that's Close enough for me. Consider yourself a Major now.
   BUT SIR! I'm in Billeting and Laundry!
Well, we all have to do our part Major.

Who is this Major Major who gets to be the Squadron Commander without having ever flown in a Plane?!?

...Joseph Heller Catch 22, exchange between Major Major and Col Cathcart  Just goes to show how some things happen
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: DesertRat on February 23, 2016, 12:28:55 PM
I am an ALan Rickman poster!
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: RogueLeader on February 24, 2016, 12:49:08 PM
I am an ALan Rickman poster!
Always. . .
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: Hummingbird on March 29, 2016, 09:57:27 PM
http://www.amazon.com/6Gbps-Cable-Locking-Latch-CNE566764/dp/B01B6CEPGU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1459302907&sr=8-1&keywords=566764 (http://www.amazon.com/6Gbps-Cable-Locking-Latch-CNE566764/dp/B01B6CEPGU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1459302907&sr=8-1&keywords=566764)
http://www.amazon.com/Halle-Berry-24X36-Poster-SDG566764/dp/B013ABLBIU/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1459302907&sr=8-2&keywords=566764 (http://www.amazon.com/Halle-Berry-24X36-Poster-SDG566764/dp/B013ABLBIU/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1459302907&sr=8-2&keywords=566764)

seein' double on my ID
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Post by: RobRob001 on April 29, 2016, 07:24:01 PM
hmm i'm a pokemon charm
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Post by: chief2 on April 30, 2016, 02:16:00 PM
At BAFB we had a Major whose last name was minor, so we had a Major Minor
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Post by: Spam on April 30, 2016, 06:39:37 PM
There's a MAJ Minor (Army, an aviator) that I now work with on brownout visual sensing systems... a good officer, probably takes a bit of ribbing.

One of my favorite office humor bits was one going around years ago called "the Captains"... perhaps I'll try to recreate it in a separate thread.

V/R
Spam

Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: Hummingbird on May 03, 2016, 11:47:30 AM
Mine's kind of boring. I'm just a poster with a boat on it.

But as a 14 year old highly motivated Cadet Chief, who was a SET NCO at encampment, I can imagine how interesting that would be.

Me: I don't care how famous you are or how many teenage fangirls you have. I'm not one of them, so GET OFF OF MY DRILL PAD

Justin Beiber: What do you mean?

Me: That should be, what do you mean, CHIEF. And there are Officers over there, you have to salute them.

Justin Beiber: If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go.

Me: Are you kidding me? I know about encampment syndrome and whatever, but Airman Beiber, that is no way to talk to a C/SNCO. AND GET OFF OF MY DRILL PAD.

Justin Beiber: Baby, baby, baby oh

Me: I'm done with this. I'm going to go report this up the chain of command. If you keep this up, you're never going to pass encampment.

Justin Beiber: Never say never.

Me: That's it.

Justin Beiber: Is it too late now to say I'm sorry?

Me: Yes

Perhaps the navy is your true calling. Maybe you'll end up flying planes off an aircraft carrier.
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Post by: Chica on May 10, 2016, 09:55:22 AM
-sigh

I got a Justin Beiber poster.
one of the best products of all!
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Post by: Al Sayre on May 10, 2016, 10:58:35 AM
 ::)
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Post by: Texan not Dixie on May 11, 2016, 01:33:27 PM
I'm a pressure booster. My mom says she already knew that.  ;/
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Post by: Reader5567 on August 01, 2016, 05:59:05 PM
WellnessMats Puzzle Piece Collection 2 Foot Wide L Series Burgundy Anti-Fatigue 8 x 7 Foot Mat

Well then...
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: RogueLeader on August 03, 2016, 01:41:56 PM
I'm a pressure booster. My mom says she already knew that.  ;/

Aren't we all, at some point or another?  ???
Title: Re: Scan the rear barcode on your ID. What do you get?
Post by: wuzafuzz on August 22, 2016, 07:26:28 PM
There were 12 hits for my CAPID.  I could be a "Cisco Kid" disc set or a "They Call Me Trinity" movie poster.   Or I could be a toner cartridge.  With my luck lately, the toner cartridge will win, and it will be empty.   ???

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Post by: Capt. Blues on August 25, 2016, 07:28:00 AM
Well, I'm a battery...
Battery2go Ni-MH BATTERY Pack Fits Laser-Alignment