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General Discussion => The Lobby => Topic started by: Chaplaindon on October 01, 2007, 11:33:03 PM

Title: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: Chaplaindon on October 01, 2007, 11:33:03 PM
How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: Skyray on October 01, 2007, 11:59:31 PM
Say, Chaplin Don, did you know that News of the Force editor Skip Munger used to be the Florida Wing Administrator?  And did you know that he had a falling out with Pineda when Pineda tried to get him to forge documents in a cadet sexual abuse scandal and he refused.  Pineda managed to get it shut up, but there are lots of us still here who remember it well.  Cheating on Air Force tests is not the first indication that Pineda lacks integrity.  It is just the first one that he hasn't been able to cover up by getting rid of the witnesses.
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: ddelaney103 on October 02, 2007, 12:43:28 AM
Quote from: Skyray on October 01, 2007, 11:59:31 PM
Say, Chaplin Don, did you know that News of the Force editor Skip Munger used to be the Florida Wing Administrator?  And did you know that he had a falling out with Pineda when Pineda tried to get him to forge documents in a cadet sexual abuse scandal and he refused.  Pineda managed to get it shut up, but there are lots of us still here who remember it well.  Cheating on Air Force tests is not the first indication that Pineda lacks integrity.  It is just the first one that he hasn't been able to cover up by getting rid of the witnesses.

30 minutes...you're getting slow.

Could you just change your sig line to "Pineda delenda est" and be done with it?
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: RAZOR on October 02, 2007, 12:56:03 AM
Most Chaplains I know would not engage in this type of behavior but rather offer comfort and reassurance to the flock through scripture and prayer. While it is true CAP is in turmoil and hurting, who isn't. The good book says "Obey the Laws of the land" , Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" Invite your enemies to your table and be kind and feed them for it is like pouring hot coals on their head". If this man has done all that has been talked about here and other forums and it is proved then he will be punished. "You Reap what you sew.  :angel:
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: Skyray on October 02, 2007, 01:02:13 AM
Chaplain Don is a chaplain in the style of Friar Tuck.  He lifts up his skirts, grabs his quarter staff and joins the fray.  I like that in a chaplain.  We had one down here a few years back who was director of operations.
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: SarDragon on October 02, 2007, 01:02:59 AM
Quote from: RAZOR on October 02, 2007, 12:56:03 AM"You Reap what you sew. 

Is that by hand or machine? Which brand - Singer, Brother, Viking, Pfaff, or White?

Oh, you meant "sow".   Oops.   :D
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: ddelaney103 on October 02, 2007, 01:06:31 AM
Quote from: RAZOR on October 02, 2007, 12:56:03 AM
Most Chaplains I know would not engage in this type of behavior but rather offer comfort and reassurance to the flock through scripture and prayer. While it is true CAP is in turmoil and hurting, who isn't. The good book says "Obey the Laws of the land" , Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" Invite your enemies to your table and be kind and feed them for it is like pouring hot coals on their head". If this man has done all that has been talked about here and other forums and it is proved then he will be punished. "You Reap what you sew.  :angel:

Wow, what a "fractured Sunday School" lesson.

That means I shouldn't be kind to my enemies - because I certainly wouldn't want that "hot coals poured on my head" done unto me.
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: Chaplaindon on October 02, 2007, 01:12:10 AM
"Chaplain Don is a chaplain in the style of Friar Tuck."

What a coincidence, "Friar Tuck" is the brand of black (dog collar) clergy shirts I wear.

Unfortunately, though, no Op's officer here, just a former DOS and current IC.
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: Skyray on October 02, 2007, 01:14:37 AM
Hey. an IC is plenty good enough, How are you with a quarter staff?
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: Chaplaindon on October 02, 2007, 01:19:57 AM
I prefer my rapier [wit] ...

en garde!
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: Skyray on October 02, 2007, 01:23:50 AM
en garde, heck.  I'm stabbed!
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: Chaplaindon on October 02, 2007, 01:34:09 AM
MEDIC!
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: Skyray on October 02, 2007, 01:39:43 AM
Now that you mention it, Bac Si Kach has been strangely silent.  I hope he is getting a good rest for when the fray starts afresh.
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: JohnKachenmeister on October 02, 2007, 02:04:21 AM
Bac Si Kach is keeping a VERY low profile since somebody bandied my name about as a Florida Wing Commander!
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: JohnKachenmeister on October 02, 2007, 02:05:23 AM
In the Army we would call it "Turret-down defilade," but my periscope is still up!
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: Skyray on October 02, 2007, 02:07:23 AM
Quote from: JohnKachenmeister on October 02, 2007, 02:04:21 AM
Bac Si Kach is keeping a VERY low profile since somebody bandied my name about as a Florida Wing Commander!

I think Colonel Rushing is taking applications.  I will urge him to make them signed applications so someone doesn't apply for you.
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: JohnKachenmeister on October 02, 2007, 02:10:53 AM
I'm not too worried... hardly anybody can spell my name.  Plus, even my wife can't figure out my military background, since I've worn the uniform of every branch except the Coast Guard (so far).
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: BillB on October 02, 2007, 02:17:34 AM
Smiling Kach's application for FLWG CC was placed in the mail today. All it does is use his web page for a reference (with the friends photos from that web page, how can he lose? Oh darn, I put a 39 cent stamp on it instead of 41 so I guess it won't get the Region.
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: Chaplaindon on October 02, 2007, 02:24:26 AM
He'd have my vote ... mind you, Kach seems to have way too much common sense to volunteer for such an assignment.

That having been said, how come common sense is increasingly un-common in our world today?

How high is up?

What makes Teflon stick to the pan ... ???

My brain hurts.
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: ZigZag911 on October 02, 2007, 02:43:52 AM
Quote from: JohnKachenmeister on October 02, 2007, 02:04:21 AM
Bac Si Kach is keeping a VERY low profile since somebody bandied my name about as a Florida Wing Commander!

Chicken!!!
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: SDF_Specialist on October 02, 2007, 02:47:34 AM
If no one else wants the FLWG/CC spot, then I'll take it. How much more damage could I do?
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: Cecil DP on October 02, 2007, 06:42:45 AM
H*** of a bus ride from Ohio! ;D
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: SDF_Specialist on October 02, 2007, 11:59:20 AM
Quote from: Cecil DP on October 02, 2007, 06:42:45 AM
H*** of a bus ride from Ohio! ;D

Hmm. True. Maybe I could convince the black van to make a stop in Cleveland once in a while.  :D
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: Skyray on October 02, 2007, 01:58:29 PM
Hey, Ryan, go for it.  While Tony was chasing me, Dwight Wheless gave me a place to hang my hat in North Carolina.  Eight hundred miles to staff meetings.  Fortunately, I was on wing staff and it only met once a month.  But I lasted for eight months making that drive every staff meeting and handling my functions by internet.
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: SDF_Specialist on October 02, 2007, 02:12:08 PM
Quote from: Skyray on October 02, 2007, 01:58:29 PM
handling my functions by internet.

Doug, that's how I handle most of my Wing duties now. Would it be so bad if the Wing King was at very few meetings? I don't think so. It's a smaller chance of turning the Florida Wing upside down anymore than it already is.

All in favor of me being the new FLWG/CC: Press 1

All in favor of Kach: Press 2

For all other inquiries, stay on the line, and the first available representative will answer your call shortly. As long as they aren't 2b'ed while you wait.
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: Grumpy on October 02, 2007, 03:31:40 PM
Quote from: SarDragon on October 02, 2007, 01:02:59 AM
Quote from: RAZOR on October 02, 2007, 12:56:03 AM"You Reap what you sew. 

Is that by hand or machine? Which brand - Singer, Brother, Viking, Pfaff, or White?

Oh, you meant "sow".   Oops.   :D

Do you know why they don't send Donkies to school?  Because nobody likes a smart ass.   ;D
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: SDF_Specialist on October 02, 2007, 03:51:18 PM
Quote from: Grumpy on October 02, 2007, 03:31:40 PM


Do you know why they don't send Donkies to school?  Because nobody likes a smart ass.   ;D

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Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: Grumpy on October 02, 2007, 03:55:44 PM
 ;D 

Love it!
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: SarDragon on October 03, 2007, 08:03:10 AM
I thought you were my friend.  >:(
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: Grumpy on October 03, 2007, 10:09:26 PM
I am, but I can make smart ass answers, why can't you?
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: SarDragon on October 04, 2007, 04:52:34 AM
Quote from: Grumpy on October 03, 2007, 10:09:26 PM
I am, but I can make smart ass answers, why can't you?

Because I kinda suck at smart ass answers.
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: Grumpy on October 04, 2007, 02:27:21 PM
It takes a pro and I'm still practicing.  ;D
Title: Re: How do you keep "News of the Force" in suspense ... ???
Post by: docspur on October 06, 2007, 01:54:19 AM
Quote from: Skyray on October 02, 2007, 01:02:13 AM
He lifts up his skirts, grabs his quarter staff and joins the fray.

AAAAAAH!  I'VE JUST GONE BLIND!