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General Discussion => The Lobby => Topic started by: arajca on May 30, 2007, 01:45:40 PM

Title: Humor from News of the Force.
Post by: arajca on May 30, 2007, 01:45:40 PM
I usually don't bother t post anything from this source, this one was too good to let alone:
Quote from: News of the ForceTerror leader arrested while 'getting some' near Arafat's grave
    Israel has arrested a long-time wanted terror leader in the West Bank city of Ramallah.
    According to Israeli security officials and Palestinian sources in Ramallah, the terrorist was arrested while having sex in a car, just a few hundred feet from late PLO leader Yasser Arafat's grave.
Title: Re: Humor from News of the Force.
Post by: JohnKachenmeister on May 30, 2007, 02:22:55 PM
Having sex in a car a few feet from Arafat's grave, huh?

Gee... Who was the lucky fellow who was with him?
Title: Re: Humor from News of the Force.
Post by: ColonelJack on May 30, 2007, 04:04:05 PM
And here's a question I always wondered -- did Yasser Arafat have a brother named Nossir?

Jack
Title: Re: Humor from News of the Force.
Post by: SARMedTech on May 30, 2007, 04:26:10 PM
So all we have to do to catch terrorists is bait them with an empty car near the grave of a prominent person?  Who knew? Nothing like going low tech.
Title: Re: Humor from News of the Force.
Post by: Major Carrales on May 30, 2007, 04:31:05 PM
Quote from: ColonelJack on May 30, 2007, 04:04:05 PM
And here's a question I always wondered -- did Yasser Arafat have a brother named Nossir?

Jack

No, his brother's name is "Yasser Areyouthin."
Title: Re: Humor from News of the Force.
Post by: flyerthom on May 30, 2007, 08:28:48 PM
Quote from: JohnKachenmeister on May 30, 2007, 02:22:55 PM
Having sex in a car a few feet from Arafat's grave, huh?

Gee... Who was the lucky fellow who was with him?

No, no , I am NOT going there, 
it would be baaaad of me...
Title: Re: Humor from News of the Force.
Post by: ColonelJack on May 30, 2007, 08:29:20 PM
Quote from: flyerthom on May 30, 2007, 08:28:48 PM
Quote from: JohnKachenmeister on May 30, 2007, 02:22:55 PM
Having sex in a car a few feet from Arafat's grave, huh?

Gee... Who was the lucky fellow who was with him?

No, no , I am NOT going there, 
it would be baaaad of me...

...he said sheepishly.

Jack
Title: Re: Humor from News of the Force.
Post by: lordmonar on May 31, 2007, 06:20:55 AM
Okay....this is the PUN POLICE.....you pull this thread over right now!

Let me see your license, registration and proof of insurance......you are going to owe a lot keyboards before this is over!
Title: Re: Humor from News of the Force.
Post by: LtCol White on May 31, 2007, 03:11:25 PM
Quote from: lordmonar on May 31, 2007, 06:20:55 AM
Okay....this is the PUN POLICE.....you pull this thread over right now!

Let me see your license, registration and proof of insurance......you are going to owe a lot keyboards before this is over!

Que??