Guess what is now on the contraband list for PAWG Cadet Training Schools...

Started by Pulsar, May 19, 2014, 03:25:00 PM

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Pulsar

...Yes, Hairspray and other certain types of spray cans are now prohibited at PAWG encampment. It looks like our squadron started a legend... ;D
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Garibaldi

Quote from: Pulsar on May 19, 2014, 03:25:00 PM
...Yes, Hairspray and other certain types of spray cans are now prohibited at PAWG encampment. It looks like our squadron started a legend... ;D

I guess someone figured out that aerosol+flame=bad things. All we had to worry about in MY day was some bonehead trying to melt shoe polish and nearly burning down our barracks at Fort Benning.
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Майор Хаткевич

Quote from: Pulsar on May 19, 2014, 03:25:00 PM
...Yes, Hairspray and other certain types of spray cans are now prohibited at PAWG encampment. It looks like our squadron started a legend... ;D


Should have been prohibited ever since Axe spray became popular.

Garibaldi

Quote from: usafaux2004 on May 19, 2014, 08:18:20 PM
Quote from: Pulsar on May 19, 2014, 03:25:00 PM
...Yes, Hairspray and other certain types of spray cans are now prohibited at PAWG encampment. It looks like our squadron started a legend... ;D


Should have been prohibited ever since Axe spray became popular.

That's another story altogether...Axe/Tag should NEVER be used in lieu of bathing.
Still a major after all these years.
ES dude, leadership ossifer, publik affaires
Opinionated and wrong 99% of the time about all things

Huey Driver

Quote from: Garibaldi on May 19, 2014, 04:00:46 PM
Quote from: Pulsar on May 19, 2014, 03:25:00 PM
...Yes, Hairspray and other certain types of spray cans are now prohibited at PAWG encampment. It looks like our squadron started a legend... ;D

I guess someone figured out that aerosol+flame=bad things.

True enough, but here's the real reason.

Quote from: Pulsar on September 07, 2013, 11:58:02 PM
I went to PA wing encampment. TD01 Our flight commanders were constantly bellowing at us, "YOUR HAIR LOOKS ATROCIOUS!!, you should use so much hairspray, if you bump your head on your bunk, it won't hurt because you have a HELMET HEAD!  ...Training Day 03, the carbon monoxide detectors were going off. We found out it was from all the hairspray we were using. After that, no hairspray use was aloud inside the barracks.
With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right...

Eclipse

Seriously, pin it up and move on.

It's "Pass-In-Review" not "Pass-In-Runway".

"That Others May Zoom"

Garibaldi

Quote from: Eclipse on May 19, 2014, 09:53:54 PM
Seriously, pin it up and move on.

It's "Pass-In-Review" not "Pass-In-Runway".

Why am I reminded of "Parents Just Don't Understand"?

"I asked the Commander for hairspray and she said No! You go to encampment to learn, not for a fashion show"

In fact, I think I could write an entire song based on that for encampment...
Still a major after all these years.
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Opinionated and wrong 99% of the time about all things

a2capt


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THRAWN

Quote from: Brad on May 20, 2014, 05:19:52 AM
Quote from: a2capt on May 19, 2014, 10:04:06 PM
..and the little bottles of Tabasco.. ;-)

I love getting those in MREs!

My bother's MIL used to do procurement for MREs and gave me a gallon bag full of those bottles one year for Christmas.
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Pulsar

Quote from: THRAWN on May 20, 2014, 12:51:55 PM
Quote from: Brad on May 20, 2014, 05:19:52 AM
Quote from: a2capt on May 19, 2014, 10:04:06 PM
..and the little bottles of Tabasco.. ;-)

I love getting those in MREs!

My bother's MIL used to do procurement for MREs and gave me a gallon bag full of those bottles one year for Christmas.

...special
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"A fiery strength inspires their lives, An essence that from heaven
derives,..." - Vergil, The Aeneid

(C) Copyright 2013: Readers who choose to hardcopy my comments are entitled to specific rights, namely: you may print them off and read them repeatedly until you have memorized them and then rattle them off as if you had thought them up yourself; However if asked, you must say they were signaled to you from a neutron star.