Ask MIKE

[MIKE]

It would help if there were questions I could actually comment on.

[DogCollar]

See the question embedded in my previous post.

[Fifinella]

3. Why can't you dream in color?

I do.  And you can too. 

http://www.selfhelpmagazine.com/qa/qadream/qadream30.html
http://www.dreamgate.com/dream/hoss/

[LtCol White]

Why are asteriods and hemmorroids call that? Shouldn't it be reversed??

[LTC_Gadget]

Why are asteriods and hemmorroids call that? Shouldn't it be reversed??

No, sir.  Remember, there's only one "s" in asteroid... 

[JC004]

ok...new one...

What steps should CAP take to better our retention?

[LtCol White]

ok...new one...

What steps should CAP take to better our retention?

Coup d'etat

[Major Lord]

Okay, here is a real question: Why did they take swords away from Cadet honor (color) guards? Are they prohibited for CAP weddings by Seniors?
( I know that most of you Alabama Seniors had shotgun bearers at your weddings, but this is a different question)

Capt. Lord

[LtCol White]

Okay, here is a real question: Why did they take swords away from Cadet honor (color) guards? Are they prohibited for CAP weddings by Seniors?
( I know that most of you Alabama Seniors had shotgun bearers at your weddings, but this is a different question)

Capt. Lord

Color guards use rifles, not swords.

[JC004]

ok...new one...

What steps should CAP take to better our retention?

Coup d'etat

HEY!  You aren't MIKE!  But, you're right.  And I think that I will make a good National Commander.  Just remember to put me in when the coup is over.  Warning:  CAP under my generalship will involve a clear vision, comprehensive training, a closer working relationship with the Air Force, and a simplification of uniforms.  Also, a chicken in every pot and maybe a .50 BMG on every ground team (the .50 cals are just for fun).   

[mikeylikey]

ok...new one...

What steps should CAP take to better our retention?

Coup d'etat

HEY!  You aren't MIKE!  But, you're right.  And I think that I will make a good National Commander.  Just remember to put me in when the coup is over.  Warning:  CAP under my generalship will involve a clear vision, comprehensive training, a closer working relationship with the Air Force, and a simplification of uniforms.  Also, a chicken in every pot and maybe a .50 BMG on every ground team (the .50 cals are just for fun).   

Where do I sign to join in on your revolution?

[JC004]

ok...new one...

What steps should CAP take to better our retention?

Coup d'etat

HEY!  You aren't MIKE!  But, you're right.  And I think that I will make a good National Commander.  Just remember to put me in when the coup is over.  Warning:  CAP under my generalship will involve a clear vision, comprehensive training, a closer working relationship with the Air Force, and a simplification of uniforms.  Also, a chicken in every pot and maybe a .50 BMG on every ground team (the .50 cals are just for fun).   

Where do I sign to join in on your revolution?

I signed you up back in June.

[Major Lord]

As a Ground Team Leader, I object to arming ground teams with .50 Cal Brownings-way to heavy! Just a SAW and a few grenades would be fine.

Capt. Lord

[LtCol White]

M-4's a nice and light

[NYWG Historian]

Okay, here is a real question: Why did they take swords away from Cadet honor (color) guards? Are they prohibited for CAP weddings by Seniors?

Actually, I walked under crossed swords while I was Group CC--cadets from each of my cadet units participated.  I returned the favor by organizing the same for a good friend last summer.  The Wing CC was present at my wedding (and I had asked him in advance about the swords--no problem).  (NOTE:  For most churches, the bigger issue is swords (arms) INSIDE the church--a no-no--check with your religious professional.)

http://www.phoenixsqdn.net/activities/wedding_november_2001.html

[Rangersigo]

Should I renew my membership?

[JC004]

As a Ground Team Leader, I object to arming ground teams with .50 Cal Brownings-way to heavy! Just a SAW and a few grenades would be fine.

OK, point taken (although I did offer pack mules).  We can go with SAWs and some nice grenades.  Maybe some grenade launchers.

M-4's a nice and light

Well, yes, but much less fun.  As much fun as I have with the AR-15...

Should I renew my membership?

I propose this question be referred to KnowledgeBase.  MIKE?

[Lancer]

1. Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?

2. Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

3. Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop?

4. Who put the dip in the dib-de-dip-de-dip?

[fyrfitrmedic]

Shuzan held out his short staff and said, "If you call this a short staff, you oppose its reality. If you do not call it a short staff, you ignore the fact. Now what do you wish to call this?"



At high noon
or in the dark moonless night there is a light.
Can you see it?
And, by the way, who are you?



Yamaoka Tesshu, as a young student of Zen, visited one master after another. He called upon Dokuon of Shokoku.

Desiring to show his attainment, he said: "The mind, Buddha, and sentient beings, after all, do not exist. The true nature of phenomena is emptiness. There is no realization, no delusion, no sage, no mediocrity. There is no giving and nothing to be received."

Dokuon, who was smoking quietly, said nothing. Suddenly he whacked Yamaoka with his bamboo pipe. This made the youth quite angry.

"If nothing exists," inquired Dokuon, "where did this anger come from?"

[MIKE]

Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

Should I renew my membership?

I propose this question be referred to KnowledgeBase.  MIKE?

Renewing is a lot easier than quiting outright and then deciding you want to come back later on only to find that you have to start over from the beginning.  Might consider transferring to Patron to save some coin.