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Operations => Tall Tales => Topic started by: mclarke on May 18, 2011, 10:31:36 PM

Title: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: mclarke on May 18, 2011, 10:31:36 PM
So, apparently the Soviet Union and Stalin is behind the whole crash.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20110518/od_yblog_upshot/new-book-says-ussr-behind-roswell-ufo

Thought you fellow CAPers would get a kick out of this.
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: M.N. on May 18, 2011, 10:48:03 PM
I wouldn't say that I got a kick out of it, but I did get a good punch.
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: Eclipse on May 19, 2011, 01:12:22 AM
Annie Jacobsen was on The Daily Show yesterday, and while she is not the most compelling
guest he's ever had, the idea is certainly plausible and well within the realm of possibility,
probably more so than real aliens, though not nearly as fun.

(http://thedailyshow.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/tds/videos/season_16/16066/ds_16066_05_16x9.jpg)
http://www.hulu.com/watch/242582/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-annie-jacobsen

I intend to grab a copy of the book to read on my Xoom.  It should be enjoyable at the least.
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: HGjunkie on May 19, 2011, 01:14:17 AM
Yay, more alien ship conspiracies! I actually want to see where this ends up going.
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: mclarke on May 19, 2011, 01:19:43 AM
Quote from: HGjunkie on May 19, 2011, 01:14:17 AM
Yay, more alien ship conspiracies! I actually want to see where this ends up going.

You mean, this is not the first? Haha. Yeah, I swear there are probably as many UFO/Alien stories as grains of sand.
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: scooter on May 24, 2011, 10:20:33 PM
So here's my theory. The folks from outer space found earth and scooped up a couple of people to see if there was intelligent life here. After careful examination of the specimens, the concluded there wasn't any. They put the people back, and went off to look somewhere else! :)
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: davidsinn on May 24, 2011, 11:26:22 PM
Quote from: scooter on May 24, 2011, 10:20:33 PM
So here's my theory. The folks from outer space found earth and scooped up a couple of people to see if there was intelligent life here. After careful examination of the specimens, the concluded there wasn't any. They put the people back, and went off to look somewhere else! :)

Hmmm. Must have landed in DC or Berkley.
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: ol'fido on May 24, 2011, 11:32:39 PM
I  believe that there are other intelligent lifeforms in our universe. Given the size of  our universe I doubt that our little rock is the only one that sort of managed to get its act together. However, having said that, I seriously doubt that they are making a beeline for Earth to study us. To think so is probably hubris on our part. I think that the real conspiracy is not that the government is hiding aliens but that they are using aliens to cover up black R&D programs. Why are they always seen near high tech facilities. 8) BTW, I need you all to take an eye exam. Look at the little red light.  ;)
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: JeffDG on May 24, 2011, 11:36:08 PM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_flake_equation.png)
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: Nighthawk on June 20, 2011, 01:38:55 PM
If the USSR could get this spy plane over here and "land" (i use this term loosely) it, why didn't they nuke us??????
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: davidsinn on June 20, 2011, 01:59:20 PM
Quote from: Nighthawk on June 20, 2011, 01:38:55 PM
If the USSR could get this spy plane over here and "land" (i use this term loosely) it, why didn't they nuke us? ??? ??

In 1947? I think they only had one or two weapons by then and no delivery system that could reach us.
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: Smithsonia on June 20, 2011, 02:11:35 PM
I was born during this era. I think I should reveal that Joe Stalin personally sent my parents to the US in deep cover to so they could have me be an American Citizen  and I could now take this occasion to dispel this rumor about Area 51, as bunk.

The reason this is bunk is because it would have been to our (the US) advantage to reveal such a plot at the time. The Air Force would've gotten more radar, fighters, bases, etc. It would have been a propaganda treasure trove that would have been played like the Gary Powers/U2 incident, an embarrassing drip by drip revelation of fact against excuse. That is political propaganda 101. This is for you who believe "Disinformation is good". Please move toward the logic trap door at the center of this paragraph.

I now return you to regularly scheduled programming.
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: BillB on June 20, 2011, 07:50:33 PM
ED
      I alawts wondered why you liked Vodka so much, now I know it's genetic from your Russian parents
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: Check Pilot/Tow Pilot on June 20, 2011, 08:21:07 PM
Quote from: davidsinn on May 24, 2011, 11:26:22 PM
Quote from: scooter on May 24, 2011, 10:20:33 PM
So here's my theory. The folks from outer space found earth and scooped up a couple of people to see if there was intelligent life here. After careful examination of the specimens, the concluded there wasn't any. They put the people back, and went off to look somewhere else! :)

Hmmm. Must have landed in DC or Berkley.

Yeah, "Berkley", MI is a crazy place...
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: Persona non grata on June 21, 2011, 12:38:58 AM
I have always been told that it was a type A shuttle craft from the 24th century that crashed there.
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: Eclipse on June 21, 2011, 12:53:20 AM
Quote from: eaker.cadet on June 21, 2011, 12:38:58 AM
I have always been told that it was a type A shuttle craft from the 24th century that crashed there.

Not in NM.  That event took place about 800 Miles West in Las Vegas.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OO7WbmARD08/SgQegzIJ4hI/AAAAAAAAQ5o/0PwYquCXdPk/s1600/PNK_STRK_255.JPG)
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: ol'fido on June 21, 2011, 01:09:18 AM
I thought that was the NSEA Protector. Power up the Beryllium Sphere and activate the Omega 13. ;D
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: PHall on June 21, 2011, 01:20:39 AM
To infinity and beyond!
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: Abdomina on June 21, 2011, 02:19:31 AM
Quote from: Eclipse on June 21, 2011, 12:53:20 AM
Quote from: eaker.cadet on June 21, 2011, 12:38:58 AM
I have always been told that it was a type A shuttle craft from the 24th century that crashed there.

Not in NM.  That event took place about 800 Miles West in Las Vegas.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OO7WbmARD08/SgQegzIJ4hI/AAAAAAAAQ5o/0PwYquCXdPk/s1600/PNK_STRK_255.JPG)
hmmmmmm....... looks familiar http://www.airbus.com/innovation/future-by-airbus/  (http://www.airbus.com/innovation/future-by-airbus/)
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: Anthony DeAngelis on June 21, 2011, 02:30:59 AM
noooo it was definetly aliens.. 
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: SarDragon on June 21, 2011, 05:16:57 AM
Quote from: Anthony DeAngelis on June 21, 2011, 02:30:59 AM
noooo it was definetly aliens..

In your case, just Pineys!  ;)
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: BTCS1* on June 22, 2011, 01:41:24 AM
Quote from: JeffDG on May 24, 2011, 11:36:08 PM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_flake_equation.png)
:clap: :clap: :clap:
I love xkcd!!!
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: HGjunkie on June 22, 2011, 01:45:35 AM
XKCD. win
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: BTCS1* on June 22, 2011, 11:47:58 PM
Quote from: HGjunkie on June 22, 2011, 01:45:35 AM
XKCD. win

Sorry to derail further but... xkcd is proper, not XKCD.  :P
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: HGjunkie on June 22, 2011, 11:58:46 PM
Quote from: BTCS1* on June 22, 2011, 11:47:58 PM
Quote from: HGjunkie on June 22, 2011, 01:45:35 AM
XKCD. win

Sorry to derail further but... xkcd is proper, not XKCD.  :P

I fail. So used to SMBC that it's all cross-polluted my brains.
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: ßτε on June 23, 2011, 02:36:01 AM
Quote from: BTCS1* on June 22, 2011, 11:47:58 PM
Quote from: HGjunkie on June 22, 2011, 01:45:35 AM
XKCD. win

Sorry to derail further but... xkcd is proper, not XKCD.  :P

Quote from: http://xkcd.com/about/How do I write "xkcd"? There's nothing in Strunk and White about this.

    For those of us pedantic enough to want a rule, here it is: The preferred form is "xkcd", all lower-case. In formal contexts where a lowercase word shouldn't start a sentence, "XKCD" is an okay alternative. "Xkcd" is frowned upon.
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: jimmydeanno on June 23, 2011, 04:09:03 AM
Quote from: ß τ ε on June 23, 2011, 02:36:01 AM
    For those of us pedantic enough to want a rule, here it is: The preferred form is "xkcd", all lower-case. In formal contexts where a lowercase word shouldn't start a sentence, "XKCD" is an okay alternative. "Xkcd" is frowned upon.

Sadly, that's more of a style guide than we have...  >:D
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: Maverick925 on March 11, 2012, 09:16:37 AM
Have any of you actually read her book?  It's not a bad read, and she's not one of those conspiracy theory people who think the government is watching everyone at this very moment.  I got it on my Kindle the first week it was out, and she doesn't talk about "aliens" or anything, but she does talk about how VERY highly compartmentalized the base is, and the book is based on interviews with former base employees.
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: manfredvonrichthofen on March 11, 2012, 07:39:36 PM
Aliens... It's all aliens. Besides, those "government employees" that she interviewed were government plants. The real "Area 51" is code named "North Dakota" think about it... I have been in the military and have met multiple people from every state, and many from other countries but I am yet to meet anyone from this so called "North Dakota."

ANCIENT ALIENS... ancient aliens

... now that you know too much...
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: Spaceman3750 on March 11, 2012, 08:03:32 PM
Quote from: manfredvonrichthofen on March 11, 2012, 07:39:36 PM
Aliens... It's all aliens. Besides, those "government employees" that she interviewed were government plants. The real "Area 51" is code named "North Dakota" think about it... I have been in the military and have met multiple people from every state, and many from other countries but I am yet to meet anyone from this so called "North Dakota."

ANCIENT ALIENS... ancient aliens

... now that you know too much...

We met the ancient aliens once upon a time... In Hollywood >:D.

(http://images.wikia.com/stargate/images/9/92/AsgardOdysseyUnending11.jpg)
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: davedove on March 12, 2012, 11:53:17 AM
Quote from: manfredvonrichthofen on March 11, 2012, 07:39:36 PM
Aliens... It's all aliens. Besides, those "government employees" that she interviewed were government plants. The real "Area 51" is code named "North Dakota" think about it... I have been in the military and have met multiple people from every state, and many from other countries but I am yet to meet anyone from this so called "North Dakota."

ANCIENT ALIENS... ancient aliens

... now that you know too much...

Not true, I have met someone from North Dakota.  (Come to think of it though, he always did seem a little odd to me. ???)
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: Майор Хаткевич on March 12, 2012, 12:49:38 PM
Quote from: manfredvonrichthofen on March 11, 2012, 07:39:36 PM
Aliens... It's all aliens. Besides, those "government employees" that she interviewed were government plants. The real "Area 51" is code named "North Dakota" think about it... I have been in the military and have met multiple people from every state, and many from other countries but I am yet to meet anyone from this so called "North Dakota."

ANCIENT ALIENS... ancient aliens

... now that you know too much...

(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/humans-ancient-aliens-guy.jpg)
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: manfredvonrichthofen on March 12, 2012, 02:04:59 PM
Exactly the guy I was thinking of! Man that dude is a nut!
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: Майор Хаткевич on March 12, 2012, 02:07:36 PM
Quote from: manfredvonrichthofen on March 12, 2012, 02:04:59 PM
Exactly the guy I was thinking of! Man that dude is a nut!

He's making quite a killing from the fame. Many a time I've been tempted to buy his $45 ($45!!!!) T-Shirt wih his iconic image.
Title: Re: Area 51- New Theory
Post by: manfredvonrichthofen on March 12, 2012, 02:18:52 PM
(http://s15.postimage.org/ebk1ztthz/Ancient_Aliens_Magic_8_ball_ALIENS_Any_yes_I_m.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/ebk1ztthz/)