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JC004

#20
April 13, 2007, 02:35:49 AM
If you had the power to change just one thing in CAP, what would it be?

Pylon

#21
April 13, 2007, 02:42:28 AM
Quote from: MIKE on April 13, 2007, 01:51:08 AM
I'm not attending the NER Conference.

Why?   ;D >:D
Michael F. Kieloch, Maj, CAP

MIKE

#22
April 13, 2007, 02:45:39 AM
Quote from: Pylon on April 13, 2007, 02:42:28 AM
Quote from: MIKE on April 13, 2007, 01:51:08 AM
I'm not attending the NER Conference.

Why?   ;D >:D

You wanna come down here and pick me up?
Mike Johnston

MIKE

#23
April 13, 2007, 02:59:17 AM
Quote from: JC004 on April 13, 2007, 02:35:49 AM
If you had the power to change just one thing in CAP, what would it be?

I make all decisions regarding uniforms... With USAF concurrence.  >:D
Mike Johnston

JC004

#24
April 13, 2007, 03:01:42 AM
Quote from: MIKE on April 13, 2007, 02:59:17 AM
Quote from: JC004 on April 13, 2007, 02:35:49 AM
If you had the power to change just one thing in CAP, what would it be?

I make all decisions regarding uniforms... With USAF concurrence.  >:D

Hmm...as long as you promise to do away with Pluto...

SAR-EMT1

#25
April 13, 2007, 01:23:54 PM
In your opinion what is the ONE thing we can do to boost our reputation and increase our usefulness as an organization?
C. A. Edgar
AUX USCG Flotilla 8-8
Former CC / GLR-IL-328
Firefighter, Paramedic, Grad Student

Monty

#26
April 13, 2007, 01:45:39 PM
Quote from: SAR-EMT1 on April 13, 2007, 01:23:54 PM
In your opinion what is the ONE thing we can do to boost our reputation and increase our usefulness as an organization?

Hey....I'm a "MIKE" (of sorts), so can I answer?

Part of signing up a new member should be an "ego waiver," which asserts that blatant acts of ego display will be met with severe beatings about the head and shoulders.

9 times out of 10, people's ego - whether on display, spoken, or combination of the two - is the stuff that reigns unchecked...and culturally separates us from external consideration as "useful."

CAP would be well-served by reinvesting in the mindset of "walking softly, but carrying a big stick."  'Till then, CAP walks like a purple elephant, with no real stick to speak of....and everybody knows it.

;)

LtCol White

#27
April 13, 2007, 02:01:27 PM
Why is the sky blue?
LtCol David P. White CAP   
HQ LAWG

Admiral, Great Navy of the State of Nebraska

Diplomacy - The ability to tell someone to "Go to hell" and have them look forward to making the trip.

JC004

#28
April 13, 2007, 02:07:28 PM
Quote from: msmjr2003 on April 13, 2007, 01:45:39 PM
Quote from: SAR-EMT1 on April 13, 2007, 01:23:54 PM
In your opinion what is the ONE thing we can do to boost our reputation and increase our usefulness as an organization?

Hey....I'm a "MIKE" (of sorts), so can I answer?

Part of signing up a new member should be an "ego waiver," which asserts that blatant acts of ego display will be met with severe beatings about the head and shoulders.
...

...with a ball pien hammer.   :o

MIKE

#29
April 13, 2007, 03:21:42 PM
Quote from: LtCol White on April 13, 2007, 02:01:27 PM
Why is the sky blue?

We already did that one.
Mike Johnston

jimmydeanno

#30
April 13, 2007, 03:59:31 PM
1. How does one know they truly exist?

2. What is the meaning of life?

3. Why can't you dream in color?
If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

dwb

#31
April 13, 2007, 04:17:28 PM
Did you do it for love?
Did you do it for money?
Did you do it for spite?
Did you think you had to, honey?

Major Carrales

#32
April 13, 2007, 04:43:33 PM
Quote1. How does one know they truly exist?

Ask yourself...if the answer is yes, you exist.

Quote2. What is the meaning of life?

A bag of water that starts small gets bigger until it burns

Quote3. Why can't you dream in color?

Because your dreams don't reflect light photons
"We have been given the power to change CAP, let's keep the momentum going!"

Major Joe Ely "Sparky" Carrales, CAP
Commander
Coastal Bend Cadet Squadron
SWR-TX-454

DogCollar

#33
April 13, 2007, 04:53:27 PM
Last night, our squadron had it's weekly meeting...yet, due mostly to it being Spring Break in the school systems, there were only three senior members and one cadet present.  However, our AE guy brought his super fantastic, 10" Discovery telescope on swivel stand.  We saw Saturn and it's rings...the Orion Nebula...the International Space Station as it passed over, and numerous other celestial cool sigts.  My question is this...how can we help the American Citizenry recapture even a part of it's love for space exploration?
Ch. Maj. Bill Boldin, CAP

LtCol White

#34
April 13, 2007, 04:59:36 PM
How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop??
LtCol David P. White CAP   
HQ LAWG

Admiral, Great Navy of the State of Nebraska

Diplomacy - The ability to tell someone to "Go to hell" and have them look forward to making the trip.

MIKE

#35
April 13, 2007, 05:09:35 PM
Quote from: LtCol White on April 13, 2007, 04:59:36 PM
How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop??

3  ;D
Mike Johnston

jimmydeanno

#36
April 13, 2007, 05:13:35 PM
Quote from: Major Carrales on April 13, 2007, 04:43:33 PM
Quote1. How does one know they truly exist?

Ask yourself...if the answer is yes, you exist.

Quote2. What is the meaning of life?

A bag of water that starts small gets bigger until it burns

Quote3. Why can't you dream in color?

Because your dreams don't reflect light photons

Hey...this is ask Mike...you're Joe... ;)
If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

Matt

#37
April 13, 2007, 05:18:43 PM
Why does Teflon stick to the pan if nothing sticks to Teflon?

Why is the government spending theory: "Why buy one when you can have two at twice the price?"

When will we bring some Coast Guard into our uniforms?

Why is infinity such a large number?

Why is there no end to pi?

Why can't I have a slice of pie?
<a href=mailto:mkopp@ncr.cap.gov> Matthew Kopp</a>, Maj, CAP
Director of Information Technology
<a href=https://www.ncrcap.us.org> North Central Region</a>

LTC_Gadget

#38
April 13, 2007, 05:32:10 PM
Why do robots in the dark seek out light?
John Boyd, LtCol, CAP
Mitchell and Earhart unnumbered, yada, yada
The older I get, the more I learn.  The more I learn, the more I find left yet to learn.

Major Carrales

#39
April 13, 2007, 05:42:53 PM
Quote from: jimmydeanno on April 13, 2007, 05:13:35 PM
Quote from: Major Carrales on April 13, 2007, 04:43:33 PM
Quote1. How does one know they truly exist?

Ask yourself...if the answer is yes, you exist.

Quote2. What is the meaning of life?

A bag of water that starts small gets bigger until it burns

Quote3. Why can't you dream in color?

Because your dreams don't reflect light photons

Hey...this is ask Mike...you're Joe... ;)

Awe shucks... I want to be like MIKE.  ;D   Or so the commercials say.
"We have been given the power to change CAP, let's keep the momentum going!"

Major Joe Ely "Sparky" Carrales, CAP
Commander
Coastal Bend Cadet Squadron
SWR-TX-454
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