Several years ago while serving on staff at NER staff College, we had an officer who had his girlfriend coming down for the dining in. As billeting officer I had keys to all rooms. While Major S was well liked he did tend to get pompous. I loaned the key to his room to one of the female officers while others were assigned to keep Major S away from the billets. When his girlfriend arrived we all decided to take the Major up on his standing offer of a drink before the Dining Out. When he opened his room it looked like Victoria's Secret had opened a warehouse in his room. S knew there was something wrong and it took him a minute to recover from the shock. His girlfriend, just turned to him and said "Dwayne, I never knew this about you"