New Air Force Ribbons Released

[Stonewall]

Self explanatory.

If it's too small to read, click on the link below the image.

[SJFedor]

an oldie but a goodie!

[CadetProgramGuy]

ChairForce......

[DC]

Well, if we are going to go there, we should bring out the new Air Force ranks as well!

Enlisted : http://www.chairforce.com/fun/humor/new-rank-chart.htm

Officer : http://www.chairforce.com/fun/humor/new-orank-chart.htm

[SDF_Specialist]

This stuff is hilarious. I know I'm not the only one sitting here reading this thinking of someone I know who fits the rank descriptions.

[JohnKachenmeister]

There needs to be a pure white ribbon called the "Too Slick for the SF" Award.  This ribbon will be awarded for dodging the Security Forces and not getting caught driving drunk.  No notation will be made in records for this award, since noting it in records would constitute self-incrimination.  Also, no clasps are authorized for this award, because you can't prove nothin'.

[Cecil DP]

Isn't the "My Daddy's a General" Ribbon the one used for the new Air Force Combat Medal??

[Fifinella]

There needs to be a pure white ribbon called the "Too Slick for the SF" Award.  This ribbon will be awarded for dodging the Security Forces and not getting caught driving drunk.  No notation will be made in records for this award, since noting it in records would constitute self-incrimination.  Also, no clasps are authorized for this award, because you can't prove nothin'.

Ah, but wearing it would be a dead give away...

[Stonewall]

There needs to be a pure white ribbon called the "Too Slick for the SF" Award.  This ribbon will be awarded for dodging the Security Forces and not getting caught driving drunk.  No notation will be made in records for this award, since noting it in records would constitute self-incrimination.  Also, no clasps are authorized for this award, because you can't prove nothin'.

Ah, but wearing it would be a dead give away...

Plus, it wouldn't look good if all the SF guys were wearing them already.

Stonewall <<-----------  ANG SF

[DC]

Isn't the "My Daddy's a General" Ribbon the one used for the new Air Force Combat Medal??

Its pretty close, the Combat Action Medal has wider red stripes and narrower yellow stripes.

Still...