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Operations => Tall Tales => Topic started by: mrcadet on April 30, 2012, 04:05:22 PM

Title: funny safety hazard stuff
Post by: mrcadet on April 30, 2012, 04:05:22 PM
At my encampment we couldn't do facing movements or salute officers on gravel because we may trip and fall and or twist our ankles

We could not walk through 1 ½ foot gently sloping ditches because we may hurt ourselves (to fix it they put about 3 inches of white sand in the bottom and called it a land bridge)
   
We had to carry our canteens to the SHOWER and if we didn't have them we would get a 341

We had to have flash lights with us after dark (even thought there were street light like thing all over)

We couldn't run ANYWHERE even when you were getting yelled at and there saying GET OVER HERE FASTER!! GO LETS MOVE then they would say NO STOP DON'T RUN! THAT'S A SAFETY HAZARD!

Ps I'm not trying to be disrespectful with this post I just think that this stuff is funny (and kinda ridiculous) and I understand that safety is important
If you have any funny safety hazard and or hazing stories please post on here!   

         
Title: Re: funny safety hazard stuff
Post by: Extremepredjudice on April 30, 2012, 05:39:53 PM
Those are all legitament safety precautions.
Title: Re: funny safety hazard stuff
Post by: tsrup on April 30, 2012, 05:42:40 PM
Those were all of a result of some stack of CAPF 78s that a poor encampment staff member had to fill out each year.

They seem stupid, but cadets are extremely creative at finding out ways to get hurt.


Title: Re: funny safety hazard stuff
Post by: bflynn on May 01, 2012, 01:11:25 PM
wow....

Does leadership realize who quickly things like this will drive people away?
Title: Re: funny safety hazard stuff
Post by: Major Lord on May 01, 2012, 01:28:22 PM
It has been said, that in the 6th century BC, the great philosopher Lao Tzu, walked into the desert to die alone, sick at heart of the ways of men. I am beginning to suspect that he may have been in Cadet Programs.....


Major Lord
Title: Re: funny safety hazard stuff
Post by: commando1 on May 01, 2012, 04:18:39 PM
Quote from: Major Lord on May 01, 2012, 01:28:22 PM
It has been said, that in the 6th century BC, the great philosopher Lao Tzu, walked into the desert to die alone, sick at heart of the ways of men. I am beginning to suspect that he may have been in Cadet Programs.....


Major Lord
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: funny safety hazard stuff
Post by: Spaceman3750 on May 01, 2012, 04:23:24 PM
Quote from: Major Lord on May 01, 2012, 01:28:22 PM
It has been said, that in the 6th century BC, the great philosopher Lao Tzu, walked into the desert to die alone, sick at heart of the ways of men. I am beginning to suspect that he may have been in Cadet Programs.....


Major Lord

Nope, he was in air ops >:D
Title: Re: funny safety hazard stuff
Post by: Sgt. Fischer on May 01, 2012, 06:19:48 PM
LOL! At My Encampment, there was a huge drill field, but, it was filled with holes! So, we had tons of people twisting their ankles!  :P
Title: Re: funny safety hazard stuff
Post by: Huey Driver on May 02, 2012, 03:17:18 AM
If anybody has been to Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst (Home to NJWG Basic Encampment), they should know that there's a special breed of "mutant-steroid" gophers that are out to twist all of our cadet's ankles. That is, if they don't fall into the hole completely. ::)
Title: Re: funny safety hazard stuff
Post by: Struts on May 08, 2012, 08:27:53 PM
Quote from: Major Lord on May 01, 2012, 01:28:22 PM
It has been said, that in the 6th century BC, the great philosopher Lao Tzu, walked into the desert to die alone, sick at heart of the ways of men. I am beginning to suspect that he may have been in Cadet Programs.....


Major Lord

:clap: ;D ;D
Title: Re: funny safety hazard stuff
Post by: commando1 on May 09, 2012, 06:03:28 PM
Quote from: commando1 on May 01, 2012, 04:18:39 PM
Quote from: Major Lord on May 01, 2012, 01:28:22 PM
It has been said, that in the 6th century BC, the great philosopher Lao Tzu, walked into the desert to die alone, sick at heart of the ways of men. I am beginning to suspect that he may have been in Cadet Programs.....


:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Quote from: Cashboy on May 08, 2012, 08:27:53 PM

:clap: ;D ;D
Really?
Title: Re: funny safety hazard stuff
Post by: Struts on May 13, 2012, 06:34:17 PM
Quote from: commando1 on May 09, 2012, 06:03:28 PM
Quote from: commando1 on May 01, 2012, 04:18:39 PM
Quote from: Major Lord on May 01, 2012, 01:28:22 PM
It has been said, that in the 6th century BC, the great philosopher Lao Tzu, walked into the desert to die alone, sick at heart of the ways of men. I am beginning to suspect that he may have been in Cadet Programs.....


:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Quote from: Cashboy on May 08, 2012, 08:27:53 PM

:clap: ;D ;D
Really?
Really.  :D