New Specialty Qualification?

[SARDOC]

When I worked for a municipality and we used to have conversations about making things "Firefighter Proof", it had to meet three criteria.

You should not be able to:

Lose it.

Break it.

or Eat it.

You can put two firefighters in a round padded room with nothing but two 10 pound shot puts...the following things are going to happen.

Something is going to get lost.

Something is going to be broken.

Somebody is going to get hurt.

But nobody is going to know how the other things happened.