SAREX....the boardgame

[NIN]

"Ground team fails to inspect vehicle. Tire blows out enroute to sortie. Return to base. Do not get sortie. Wing fails to reimburse for tire repair. Put $100 in wing bank."

[a2capt]

National gets punked by the AF, Pulls the OPSEC card on whatever you are calling your mission. Everything disappears, nothing ever happened. Any knowledge is disavowed. If you want to get your 108 processed you too will forget about everything.

Game Over, man. Game Over.

[NIN]

National gets punked by the AF, Pulls the OPSEC card on whatever you are calling your mission. Everything disappears, nothing ever happened. Any knowledge is disavowed. If you want to get your 108 processed you too will forget about everything.

Game Over, man. Game Over.

"NHQ disallows all use of words 'substitute' and 'carnivore.'  Wikipedia shuts down."

[lordmonar]

National gets punked by the AF, Pulls the OPSEC card on whatever you are calling your mission. Everything disappears, nothing ever happened. Any knowledge is disavowed. If you want to get your 108 processed you too will forget about everything.

Game Over, man. Game Over.

"NHQ disallows all use of words 'substitute' and 'carnivore.'  Wikipedia shuts down."

You guys don't want to get me started! 

[JoeTomasone]

O, what hath I wrought?

Apologies to the OP for causing this mass derailment.   

[SarDragon]

O, what hath I wrought?

Apologies to the OP for causing this mass derailment.   

Well, we've either scared off the OP  , or he thinks the responses are as funny as we think they are. 

OP? Still out there? Bueller?

[a2capt]

LOL .. Darn right. I mean, come on. This is real world stuff here.

Lineman Misses while pouring a quart of oil. Airplane is grounded. 
(..and you asked them not to pour it)

[JROB]

FLM(T) Forgets to tell pilot to turn. Instructor pushes trainee out of the way and feels propwash from C-182. Go back 5 spaces

[commando1]

FLM(T) Forgets to tell pilot to turn. Instructor pushes trainee out of the way and feels propwash from C-182. Go back 5 spaces

Good times, good times...  Now we need some positive moves for this epic game. "Wing allocates money for cheesebox" Advance 2 spaces. "State Guard unit donates 2 box's of MRE's to Ground Team"...Advance 2 spaces. 

[Spaceman3750]

Federal government passes appropriations bill and Air Force is able to fund your SAREX. Advance one space.

[Al Sayre]

Ground team returns vehicle full of gas.  - Advance one space.
All receipts and CAPF 108's submitted to IC and uploaded in WIMRS within 14 days - Advance 3 spaces.

[Nolan Teel]

50% of the members show up wearing Polo Shirt the other 50% are wearing their opinion of what 39-1 says about uniforms... advance 2 spaces.

[Huey Driver]

Mother Nature is pissed and will stop at nothing to make your SAREX as bad as possible..go back 3 spaces!

[Spaceman3750]

Mother Nature is pissed and will stop at nothing to make your SAREX as bad as possible..go back 3 spaces!

The grounded aircrew throws on 24s and joins the ground team wading through mud (who said this had to be realistic?). Move forward 2 spaces.

[Huey Driver]

Mother Nature is pissed and will stop at nothing to make your SAREX as bad as possible..go back 3 spaces!

The grounded aircrew throws on 24s and joins the ground team wading through mud (who said this had to be realistic?). Move forward 2 spaces.

Happy ground team! +1

[octavian]

Radio in van stops working.  Try to get reception on cell phone.  Go back 1 space.

[jeders]

Radio in van stops working.  Try to get reception on cell phone.  Go back 1 space.

Use text message to directly update CAPSTAR logs, move forward 1 space.

[smj58501]

50% of the members show up wearing Polo Shirt the other 50% are wearing their opinion of what 39-1 says about uniforms... advance 2 spaces.

Try "advance one space and then two back"

[SouthernSAR]

"Aircrew cannot figure out how to work Becker DF unit, so they resort to trying to hear the 121.775 signal on 121.5. Go back 2 spaces."
"Bored ground team certifies 4 new cadets as GTM3. Advance 3 spaces."
"National gives the gift of ATVs. Advance to practice ELT."

[SarDragon]

"Aircrew can't find the POH for their plane. Lose two sorties."