I've got the blues about my "blues"

[Major Carrales]

^  What's wrong with having myself a "Man Servant"? 

The operative term - at least in the British armed forces - is 'batman'. I don't know if they even use 'em anymore. A batman is usually a low-ranked enlisted who acts as an officer's manservant.

A batsman?  I say, I was watching the Texas Rangers playing and noticed I could not see the bloody wicket?   

[MIKE]

Yeah... this thread is...