Did anyone else chuckle when you read this?

Started by Stonewall, January 27, 2009, 08:39:20 PM

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Fifinella

Quote from: Stonewall on February 24, 2009, 03:49:06 PM
Quote from: alamrcn on February 24, 2009, 03:18:54 PM
Because of this Safety report, I'm now going to be a little more alert when pulling out my nose hairs with my Gerber multi-tool.

*Gatorade now on my keyboard*

Why?  Because I've done that.  Someone told me I needed to check "myself".  Pulled out the old multi-tool for some manscaping.  Hurt like no one's busines, but now I'll have to remember this Sentinel report.
OUCH. :o  Flashback to Encampment: Cadet X with an earplug so far into the ear canal he couldn't retrieve it.  Did a precision extraction with my Leatherman... What do you call it if you remove a foreign object by inserting another foreign object?
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pixelwonk

Quote from: Fifinella on March 16, 2009, 11:53:13 PM
What do you call it if you remove a foreign object by inserting another foreign object?
WIN!

tarheel gumby

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Quote from: Rob Sherlin on March 16, 2009, 10:56:58 PMHe He He.......Good thing it didn't involve rocketry!
Ouch! ;D
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BuckeyeDEJ

Quote from: tarheel gumby on March 18, 2009, 01:53:40 AM
Quote from: Rob Sherlin on March 16, 2009, 10:56:58 PMHe He He.......Good thing it didn't involve rocketry!
Ouch! ;D
There's a Bob Uecker quote from "Major League" along those lines, regarding a home-run ball that an outfielder couldn't reach, even "if he had a rocket up his" certain orificial area.

You owe me a keyboard. Coffee all over the place on that one.


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flyerthom

Quote from: TEAM SURGE on February 22, 2009, 11:22:48 PM
I wonder what the foreign object was haha.  :D

Probably trying to disimpact a mosquito he inhaled. If it was back East they paint roundels on them and make them be equipped with Mode C transponders.
TC