Payment Required for Initial Form 5?

[Turk]

It'll be handy in case any of your more parsimonious and litigious) pilots whine, "but where does it say I gotta pay?" 

And you could also turn the question on your parsimonious/litigious member:

"Where do the regs say you fly for free?"

And as my wing commander once remarked of a whiner, "If he doesn't like our way of doing things, he can always go to his local FBO!"     And pay double price, I would add...