Funniest things said during inspection

Started by Nighthawk, May 10, 2011, 10:12:30 PM

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usafcap1

with any inspection our C/CC will get in your face and will inspect you with a Elmo voice
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bflynn

Quote from: Dracosbane on September 07, 2011, 04:13:40 AMMy first encampment flight commander was C/FO Pile.  He took a large helping of ragging due to his name and Full Metal Jacket

Wasn't Pile the one who went psycho and shot his drill sergeant?

Nathan

I've been known to don a red foam clown nose, then ask cadets if I look like a clown to them. You simply can't answer that question right.
Nathan Scalia

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Extremepredjudice

Quote from: Nathan on April 02, 2012, 02:30:26 PM
I've been known to don a red foam clown nose, then ask cadets if I look like a clown to them. You simply can't answer that question right.
I can: Sir, that depends on your definition of "clown." Using the information you gave me I am unable to assertain a more correct answer.
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titanII

Quote from: bflynn on April 02, 2012, 12:57:30 PM
Quote from: Dracosbane on September 07, 2011, 04:13:40 AMMy first encampment flight commander was C/FO Pile.  He took a large helping of ragging due to his name and Full Metal Jacket

Wasn't Pile the one who went psycho and shot his drill sergeant?
That's the one...

And I'm 80% sure it's spelled Pyle
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754837

Quote from: commando1 on June 10, 2011, 01:15:34 AM
Quote from: BTCS1* on June 09, 2011, 02:33:28 AM
A good one is to stand about 6 inches behind a cadet and have them do an about face to find you there looking supid.
I would like to point out that CAPTalk has a spell check button right next to "post" and "preview." (You misspelled stupid)  >:D

I am stupid!  I can't find the spell check button!!  The "Post" and the "Preview" buttons are alone in the lower right corner of my screen.  Any help?

MSG Mac

Quote from: 754837 on April 02, 2012, 09:32:04 PM
Quote from: commando1 on June 10, 2011, 01:15:34 AM
Quote from: BTCS1* on June 09, 2011, 02:33:28 AM
A good one is to stand about 6 inches behind a cadet and have them do an about face to find you there looking supid.
I would like to point out that CAPTalk has a spell check button right next to "post" and "preview." (You misspelled stupid)  >:D

I am stupid!  I can't find the spell check button!!  The "Post" and the "Preview" buttons are alone in the lower right corner of my screen.  Any help?

Stupid is something you have to fix yourself.
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754837

Quote from: MSG Mac on April 02, 2012, 09:53:24 PM
Quote from: 754837 on April 02, 2012, 09:32:04 PM
Quote from: commando1 on June 10, 2011, 01:15:34 AM
Quote from: BTCS1* on June 09, 2011, 02:33:28 AM
A good one is to stand about 6 inches behind a cadet and have them do an about face to find you there looking supid.
I would like to point out that CAPTalk has a spell check button right next to "post" and "preview." (You misspelled stupid)  >:D

I am stupid!  I can't find the spell check button!!  The "Post" and the "Preview" buttons are alone in the lower right corner of my screen.  Any help?

Stupid is something you have to fix yourself.
That was it?  That was your help?

a2capt

The post referencing the spell check button is several months old.
The spell check has been gone for a while now. Along with the gallery. After a site update they disappeared.
Practically any modern browser contains an inbuilt spell function anyway.

Now go stand for inspection.

ol'fido

I can't stand for inspection. Like Rush Limbaugh or G. Gordon Liddy, I lean too far to the right. >:D
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MSG Mac

Quote from: 754837 on April 02, 2012, 09:55:47 PM
Quote from: MSG Mac on April 02, 2012, 09:53:24 PM
Quote from: 754837 on April 02, 2012, 09:32:04 PM
Quote from: commando1 on June 10, 2011, 01:15:34 AM
Quote from: BTCS1* on June 09, 2011, 02:33:28 AM
A good one is to stand about 6 inches behind a cadet and have them do an about face to find you there looking supid.
I would like to point out that CAPTalk has a spell check button right next to "post" and "preview." (You misspelled stupid)  >:D

I am stupid!  I can't find the spell check button!!  The "Post" and the "Preview" buttons are alone in the lower right corner of my screen.  Any help?


Stupid is something you have to fix yourself.
That was it?  That was your help?

Like being an alcoholic, your recognition that you have a problem is your first step.
Michael P. McEleney
Lt Col CAP
MSG USA (Retired)
50 Year Member

754837

Quote from: MSG Mac on April 03, 2012, 12:32:27 AM
Quote from: 754837 on April 02, 2012, 09:55:47 PM
Quote from: MSG Mac on April 02, 2012, 09:53:24 PM
Quote from: 754837 on April 02, 2012, 09:32:04 PM
Quote from: commando1 on June 10, 2011, 01:15:34 AM
Quote from: BTCS1* on June 09, 2011, 02:33:28 AM
A good one is to stand about 6 inches behind a cadet and have them do an about face to find you there looking supid.
I would like to point out that CAPTalk has a spell check button right next to "post" and "preview." (You misspelled stupid)  >:D

I am stupid!  I can't find the spell check button!!  The "Post" and the "Preview" buttons are alone in the lower right corner of my screen.  Any help?


Stupid is something you have to fix yourself.
That was it?  That was your help?

Like being an alcoholic, your recognition that you have a problem is your first step.
I would have thought a tip on where to find the spell check would have been an appropriate response. You might spend some effort to improve your social skills which are clearly lacking.

jeders

Quote from: 754837 on April 03, 2012, 01:15:26 AM
I would have thought a tip on where to find the spell check would have been an appropriate response. You might spend some effort to improve your social skills which are clearly lacking.

Apparently you didn't read this:
Quote from: a2capt on April 02, 2012, 11:19:31 PM
The post referencing the spell check button is several months old.
The spell check has been gone for a while now. Along with the gallery. After a site update they disappeared.
Practically any modern browser contains an inbuilt spell function anyway.

If you're going to last long here, you may want to turn on your joke and sarcasm detectors.  :)
If you are confident in you abilities and experience, whether someone else is impressed is irrelevant. - Eclipse

754837

Quote from: jeders on April 03, 2012, 01:25:41 AM
Quote from: 754837 on April 03, 2012, 01:15:26 AM
I would have thought a tip on where to find the spell check would have been an appropriate response. You might spend some effort to improve your social skills which are clearly lacking.

Apparently you didn't read this:
Quote from: a2capt on April 02, 2012, 11:19:31 PM
The post referencing the spell check button is several months old.
The spell check has been gone for a while now. Along with the gallery. After a site update they disappeared.
Practically any modern browser contains an inbuilt spell function anyway.

If you're going to last long here, you may want to turn on your joke and sarcasm detectors.  :)
Many thanks!

johnnyb47

Quote from: 754837 on April 03, 2012, 01:53:17 AM
Quote from: jeders on April 03, 2012, 01:25:41 AM
Quote from: 754837 on April 03, 2012, 01:15:26 AM
I would have thought a tip on where to find the spell check would have been an appropriate response. You might spend some effort to improve your social skills which are clearly lacking.

Apparently you didn't read this:
Quote from: a2capt on April 02, 2012, 11:19:31 PM
The post referencing the spell check button is several months old.
The spell check has been gone for a while now. Along with the gallery. After a site update they disappeared.
Practically any modern browser contains an inbuilt spell function anyway.

If you're going to last long here, you may want to turn on your joke and sarcasm detectors.  :)
Many thanks!
FYI: The Joke and Sarcasm detectors were NOT turned off as a result of that site upgrade. Good luck finding them though.... epsecially if you are using Chrome or Firefox.
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titanII

Quote from: johnnyb47 on April 23, 2012, 03:54:14 PM
Good luck finding them though.... epsecially if you are using Chrome or Firefox.
Crap, I'm doomed!  ;D
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