Monster winter storm could affect half the country

[JoeTomasone]

Gentlemen, there is too much as "steak" to be making these jokes.  Our Bovine friends have been dealt a sorry "lot" in life.  That type of "ribbing" at their expense is unbecoming, I've got a "beef" with that!

So, don't make me have to "corral" y'all up and "roast" y'all alive.  I won't put up with this kind of "bull" around these parts.

And you know me...I'll fight you 'till the "cows come home!!!"

(There, that should be about all of them  )

That was quite mooving.   I cud go on as well, but it's time for me to hoof it out of here. 

[jeders]

Gentlemen, there is too much as "steak" to be making these jokes.  Our Bovine friends have been dealt a sorry "lot" in life.  That type of "ribbing" at their expense is unbecoming, I've got a "beef" with that!

So, don't make me have to "corral" y'all up and "roast" y'all alive.  I won't put up with this kind of "bull" around these parts.

And you know me...I'll fight you 'till the "cows come home!!!"

(There, that should be about all of them  )

That was quite mooving.   I cud go on as well, but it's time for me to hoof it out of here.

That's just baaaad. (let's not forget all the sheep and pigs that are probably gonna be there)

[Major Carrales]

Gentlemen, there is too much as "steak" to be making these jokes.  Our Bovine friends have been dealt a sorry "lot" in life.  That type of "ribbing" at their expense is unbecoming, I've got a "beef" with that!

So, don't make me have to "corral" y'all up and "roast" y'all alive.  I won't put up with this kind of "bull" around these parts.

And you know me...I'll fight you 'till the "cows come home!!!"

(There, that should be about all of them  )

That was quite mooving.   I cud go on as well, but it's time for me to hoof it out of here.

That's just baaaad. (let's not forget all the sheep and pigs that are probably gonna be there)

True...we cannot forget the contributions of ruminant and swine Americans to the dinner plate.

[a2capt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
Cows with Guns ...

[ColonelJack]

That's just baaaad. (let's not forget all the sheep and pigs that are probably gonna be there)

...he said sheepishly. 

Trying to pull the wool over our eyes, eh?

(I am so bad......)

Jack

[jeders]

That's just baaaad. (let's not forget all the sheep and pigs that are probably gonna be there)

...he said sheepishly. 

Trying to pull the wool over our eyes, eh?

(I am so bad......)

Jack

Ok ok, let's stop porking fun.

[FW]

Yes, I think there is more than enough meat for this topic....
It's getting hard to chew.
But, I won't have a cow.....    

[Major Lord]

I herd that!

Major Lord