The Empire Strikes Back: US Ranger Corps, Etc.

[♠SARKID♠]

I hate to be the one who brings this kind of thing up, but it looks as though he-who-shall-not-be-named has started his own little club.

http://newsblaze.com/story/20080507072741tsop.nb/newsblaze/WORLDNEW/World-News.html

[mikeylikey]

CRAP.....

Another 3 star [[redacted by admin]] general.  I wonder what this actually will turn out to be. 

So, two stars are not enough, he just gives himself 3. 

This actually makes me a little sick.  I hope this thing fails, and fails quickly.  I hope there is an FBI investigation into this and he goes to prison for something.  HE was not a big enough embarrassment already. 

I am so sorry for all of those that live in Florida, because today your state officially entered the "My state sucks list". 


--Edited for content. --MK

[davedove]

That's it, I'm starting my own organization.  From now on, you may address me as Field Marshal.

[capchiro]

Being at a loss for words, all I can say is OMG!!  Does this give anyone a clue as to the caliber of this character, as if anyone doubted??

[JoeTomasone]

Um, wow.

Reminds me of the saying, "Those that can, do.  Those that cannot, pretend."

The website is registered to a Kevin Pineda.

[Flying Pig]

US Ranger Corps....  I see he really likes that "US" thing.   Something tells me that CAP medals will be authorized on their uniforms, and their Medals of Valor will bear a striking resemblance to ours.

[Smokey]

I'm just suprised he didn't make himself a 4 star.  But the idea of a uniform with losts of gold braid just reeks of a central American general.

I'm kinda wondering about his mental status. He has a full six pack but seems to be lacking the plastic thingy that holds it all together.

BTW...Mikey...good comment!

[thefischNX01]

You know, I am very tempted to blog about this, but it would give the poor guy the attention he must want.  If he really wanted to 'just' help people, join a fire company or rescue squad. 

Cool logo though. 

[cnitas]

That's it, I'm starting my own organization.  From now on, you may address me as Field Marshal.

ooo Sounds like fun!

Field Marshal,

Just 2 questions.... What does my CAP rank transfer over to and can I wear my 2 'Brown Star' medals on the uniform? (CAP has repeatedly refused to let me wear them  )

[captrncap]

join a fire company or rescue squad.

The last time I checked they didn't have 3-star Generals   

[LittleIronPilot]

You have GOT to be chitting me!

Man this guy is some piece of work.

[thefischNX01]

join a fire company or rescue squad.

The last time I checked they didn't have 3-star Generals   

My point exactly. 

And guys, can we please not take cracks at his ethnicity...it looks unprofessional and reflects poorly on our character as well. 

[Maj Ballard]

I wondered how long it would take someone to post this.

Heh.

Wow.

[cnitas]

join a fire company or rescue squad.

The last time I checked they didn't have 3-star Generals   

My point exactly. 

And guys, can we please not take cracks at his ethnicity...it looks unprofessional and reflects poorly on our character as well. 

Where was a crack at ethnicity?

[JC004]

That's it, I'm starting my own organization.  From now on, you may address me as Field Marshal.

Count me in.  I want to be a field marshal too.  Self-appointed even feels all that much better.

Does this mean the Mountain is going to secede and join TP?

LIKEY, was it you I was telling about this before?  Didn't I say that he was going to start his own thing?

[thefischNX01]

join a fire company or rescue squad.

The last time I checked they didn't have 3-star Generals   

My point exactly. 

And guys, can we please not take cracks at his ethnicity...it looks unprofessional and reflects poorly on our character as well. 

Where was a crack at ethnicity?

Up there, regarding the uniforms for the new organization and his new rank.

(I will admit I laughed...)

[D2SK]

http://usrangercorps.us/images/ID_card.jpg

[Flying Pig]

This just in:

The Senior Members of the US Ranger Corps announce to a small crowd in Florida that they have launched a new internet discussion forum that will be dedicated completely to the discussion of uniforms, medals, ribbon, uniforms, shoes, uniforms, and changes to uniforms.  
The program offers a youth aspect as well, (pictured in back) and that their primary focus will be using the cadets for horrible uniform and test wear experiments.  Yes, cadets can wear ribbons too.  Every Senior member comes in as a Major General, with the rank of Commander being Lt. General.
Please contact us for information on our latest uniform modeling show.  

PS.  We dont know what any of these badges mean, but they sure look good.

[Maj Ballard]

http://usrangercorps.us/images/ID_card.jpg

Signiture? Is it Corp or Corps? LOL

Woooooow.

[JC004]

http://usrangercorps.us/images/ID_card.jpg

I was just looking in that directory myself.