Did anyone else chuckle when you read this?

Started by Stonewall, January 27, 2009, 08:39:20 PM

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Remember, commanders, wrap your troopies in foam rubber, lest they bump into fixed object or one another in the course of their duties.

I had a kid trip over his own feet enroute to formation once. Only injury my unit had in years.  That year at the wing conference it was: "The following squadrons come up front to receive your safety awards.. well, ok, to make this easier, all commanders come up front...wait one second, Concord Squadron.."

What was I supposed to do to mitigate this accident? "Instructed cadet on the use of both left feet.."



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stratoflyer

Ah, it never ends. Safety...safety.... :-\

Honestly, tell someone not to push that red button and what are they gonna do?

Keep drilling safety into us and someone will say, "Uh, this is still safe, right? Sure it is."


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BuckeyeDEJ

Gotta say, when the safety briefing for my unit was held last night, everyone was laughing.

Not that it's funny, but at the same time, it is.


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RADIOMAN015

I always read the "Sentinel" and although accidents/injuries are not funny at any time BUT especially IF you are the one it happens to -- one does have to wonder how some of these do occur.  A few months ago there was one in there about "senior member bit by dog on thigh", which go me wondering was it another member's dog OR were they on a mission and wandered into some "mad dog's" protected territory ???  Perhaps the corrective recommendation should be to watch a few episodes of "Dog Whisper" ;D
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Gunner C

Quote from: RedFox24 on January 30, 2009, 01:16:12 AM
Not very PC of NHQ, shouldn't they have said "international" object instead of "foreign"?
;D ;D

TEAM SURGE

I wonder what the foreign object was haha.  :D
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Major Lord

In my experience, most cadet's nasal injururies are what we EMT types call "digitally enhanced". If the safety report does not give us more specific information, how are we supposed to have our team of MBA's and safety Nazis write a plan for ameliorization?
I see the likely list of injury causing foreign objects in this case as; 1) Finger, 2) L-per antenna element, 3) rocket launching rod, 4) finger.

My personal favorite safety report was one concerning a cadet who received a laceration on his thumb requiring sutures while taking a written exam....Maybe some cadet squadrons do things a little differently..

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PlaneFlyr

Quote from: RedFox24 on January 30, 2009, 01:16:12 AM
Not very PC of NHQ, shouldn't they have said "international" object instead of "foreign"?
I think you mean "undocumented".
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tarheel gumby

#28
 ;D Careful now we don't want to get CBP or DHS upset ;D
And by the way I did get a small chuckle..... but the is because it reminded me of my youngest son when he was a toddler
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TEAM SURGE

I just went back when I read this...it truely is amazingly funny. I am not going to lie. I just wish I could have been there! To see it all happen.
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alamrcn

I don't know why I even want to know, but would a finger really be a "foreign" object? Assuming that the term was not misused, it then probably was not his/her OWN finger... However, perhaps they were utilizing the buddy system?

Because of this Safety report, I'm now going to be a little more alert when pulling out my nose hairs with my Gerber multi-tool.



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Stonewall

Quote from: alamrcn on February 24, 2009, 03:18:54 PM
Because of this Safety report, I'm now going to be a little more alert when pulling out my nose hairs with my Gerber multi-tool.

*Gatorade now on my keyboard*

Why?  Because I've done that.  Someone told me I needed to check "myself".  Pulled out the old multi-tool for some manscaping.  Hurt like no one's busines, but now I'll have to remember this Sentinel report.
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chiles

Quote from: alamrcn on February 24, 2009, 03:18:54 PM
I don't know why I even want to know, but would a finger really be a "foreign" object? Assuming that the term was not misused, it then probably was not his/her OWN finger... However, perhaps they were utilizing the buddy system?

In my medical career, we have always considered a nobject that's not supposed to be in a body cavity a "foreign object". I'm sure we can all agree that there are some places even your own finger should never be!
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TEAM SURGE

Quote from: chiles on February 24, 2009, 04:46:53 PM
Quote from: alamrcn on February 24, 2009, 03:18:54 PM
I don't know why I even want to know, but would a finger really be a "foreign" object? Assuming that the term was not misused, it then probably was not his/her OWN finger... However, perhaps they were utilizing the buddy system?

In my medical career, we have always considered a nobject that's not supposed to be in a body cavity a "foreign object". I'm sure we can all agree that there are some places even your own finger should never be!

:P :D
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Nolan Teel

Thats it, no more sitting outside for Cadets!

Stonewall

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maverik

with parents these days they aint a bad idear (gotta love my southern roots) heck this day an' age if you sneeze parents think you have small pox I think everybody needs to be like my parents they always tell me "do what you want but I'm not taking your (insert term for a donkey here) to the ER  AGAIN
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Rob Sherlin

#37
  Now I'm really wondering what the object was and how it ended up in the cadets nostril. Either someone needs to teach this cadet the proper way to drink, or not to sit down face first.

  He He He.......Good thing it didn't involve rocketry!
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Quote from: Rob Sherlin on March 16, 2009, 10:56:58 PM
  Now I'm really wondering what the object was and how it ended up in the cadets nostril. Either someone needs to teach this cadet the proper way to drink, or not to sit down face first.

I got a branch in my nose once on a training day, but I was walking through the woods and the person in front of me let go of a branch he was holding. It doesn't sound like this was the case though. If it was a cadet I can't imagine it was do to improper hair removal from the nasal passages.

Rob Sherlin

  To have something go in your nose when you're just sitting there........Something would either have to fly in there, or you'd have to put it there.......Makes me wonder.
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