Lt. Col. Audrey Haddad, Ohio Wing

[flyerthom]

Duct tape was not discovered to be the "Universal Tool" that it is until well into the Vietnam War.  It was called "100-mile-an-hour" tape then, and was used to patch bullet holes in helicopters.

I flunked algebra.  Had a bunch of teachers, but just could not understand it.  Still can't.

That's because it's a terrorist organization. A member of Al Gebra was just arrested at an airport. He had a compass, a slide rule and a calculator. He was transporting weapons of Math Instruction.