https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2022/05/19/top-gun-maverick-prince-william-kate-tom-cruise-premiere/
Production Assistant: "My dudes, check out the sweet air thingy I got for the premier!"
(https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/royal-family/2022/05/19/TELEMMGLPICT000296614919_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqpVlberWd9EgFPZtcLiMQf0Rf_Wk3V23H2268P_XkPxc.jpeg)
Tom Cruise's Publicist: "You are so fired."
PA: "Wait what?"
TCP: "That's a Typhoon, he flies F14s and F18s in the movie! Also, we've been working on this movie since 2018, are you telling me in the entire UK, you couldn't find a better way to put the character's name on the plane the an !@#$%^ CROOKED >>BLUE<< STICKER?!?!?"
PA: "but...but...I got the Duke these planey shoes!"
(https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/royal-family/2022/05/19/TELEMMGLPICT000296611133_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqOFETOfxYGjVMc6tecZdrRGXlmm31wmT8gxvqLVWyrms.jpeg)
TCP: "Out! You and your team get in your little red truck and leave...NOW!"
(https://i.postimg.cc/wjqhDTVw/out.gif)